Your profile needs help.
You're ripe and receptive.
You want to call me on my B.S.
You would like to take a shot at my "privates"
You want to take a shot at someone else's privates.
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You can make me laugh
This made you laugh.
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You didn't use a variation of the word 'douchebag' in your
You have amazing and shapely gastrocnemii and solei.
(it is a higher order of intelligence thing,
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You have a picture of you shooting a gun, or holding one.
You think we might run an awesome asylum together.
You have pictures on your profile you didn't take.
You DO NOT have pictures with the camera looking down your
You have long since outgrown your college sports teams on which you
never played, and professional ones as well
You might listen to NPR with me.
You show me how to can (preserves!)
You're fit enough to rock a 5k with me on 2 hrs notice.
You want to spend a ridiculous amount of money on me.
You like the idea of making babies, or want to practice.
You want to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
You can show me how to grow a vegetable and herb garden.
The idea of having a sailboat for long-term travel is
You think OKC users should have member feedback, like Amazon.
You're genetically awesome
You might be described as 'sturdy'
You're unique, just like everyone else
You are NOT fiscally liberal OR socially conservative
You used to be indecisive, but now you are not sure
The thing you like most about yourself is that you're not
You have equal parts sass/crass/class & know when to use
You see the hypocrisy of Apple product owners who criticize
You want to join me in saving the world, or destroying it
(depending on your perspective)
OK, OK, all seriousness aside, you should REALLY inbox me if your
biological alarm clock is at a level 3 or above.
COSMO STYLE QUIZ-
1. What did 1 fish say to the other fish when he swam into a
2. How many variables are in a Milankovitch Cycle?
3. What does a man and a snowstorm have in common?
4. If 1.5 chickens lay 1.5 eggs in 1.5 days, how many eggs can 9
chickens lay in 9 days?
Truth told, if you smiled, or maybe even laughed at any of the
above, you should at least shoot me your best good standby joke.
Because if your profile read like this
, you're going to have to
demonstrate you're personality. If I laugh, it might be a match and
we're off like a prom dress!
Remember, you are in a sea full of cute and smart little fishies
competing for the same things you are. Be considerate and clever,
stalker. Oh and one last thing, welcome to OK Cupid, where your
odds are good, but the goods are odd.