- The Daily Milwaukee Post-Gazette Tribune
Ok so that was fun and whimsical but entirely made up, so how about we throw in some cold hard facts: I grew up overseas in Hong Kong, Japan and Brazil. I've been a professional actor. I have a minor in dance. My belt buckle is my own 3D printed design. I've done standup comedy. I'm working on my own startup tech business. I've done a 30-day raw juice fast. I invented an eccentric contraction exercise machine. I have over 6,000 pages of notes deconstructing damn near everything. I'm into geek culture. I'm a pretty solid ping pong player. I enjoy photoshopping my friends and coworkers into humorous situations. I once unwittingly mixed a $7,000 bottle of cognac with Coca-Cola (oops). I love walking in the rain. I'd much rather have a fun conversation about nothing than a boring conversation about something.