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trchase

31 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"A subtle roller coaster thrill ride of brilliance, charm and pizzazz, if you can only meet one man this spring, Tim is the man to meet!"
- The Daily Milwaukee Post-Gazette Tribune

Now for some cold hard facts: I grew up overseas in Hong Kong, Japan and Brazil. I've been a professional actor. I have a minor in dance. My belt buckle is my own 3D printed design. I've done standup comedy. I'm working on my own startup tech business. I've done a 30-day raw juice fast. I invented an eccentric contraction exercise machine. I have over 6,000 pages of notes deconstructing damn near everything. I'm into geek culture. I'm a pretty solid ping pong player. I enjoy photoshopping my friends and coworkers into humorous situations. I once unwittingly mixed a $7,000 bottle of cognac with Coca-Cola (oops). I love walking in the rain. I'd much rather have a fun conversation about nothing than a boring conversation about something.
What I’m doing with my life
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Ninja/rockstar/astronaut on mon/weds/fri. And for fun, tues/thurs I multi-task my web/mobile design job with my cross-training for the coming zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Handing out shiny gold stars to people who say awesome things
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like people. Sometimes it's a specific famous person and other times it's a random pedestrian doppelganger. I've lost count of how many times I've met someone for the first time, and yet they insist we've met before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - Snatch, Thomas Crown Affair, Raiders of the Lost Ark, London, Boiler Room, Thank You for Smoking

Shows - Archer, Californication, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Castle, Sherlock

Music - Top 40, club/dance, 80's pop, hip hop/R&B, alt rock, latin

Food - Thai, Italian, Chinese, Contemporary American, Mediterranean, Indian, Mexican, Spanish, Ethiopian... or an interesting fusion of any of the above.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, love and puppy chow. Not necessarily in that order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite sexual position is the Starfish. I lie there, arms and legs spread out like a starfish, and you do all the things. It's awesome, you'll love it!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Clever. You should be clever. Definitely attractive. Intelligent, naturally. Cultured, I do enjoy. Fashionable, also appreciated. Clean socks a plus.