No spouse, no kids, no pets, no debt, though I like kids, cats, dogs, and horses.
I am a master of the obscure and offbeat. Hyperbole is one of my hobbies.
Some favorite quotes:
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member."
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
"You are not a man."--"Then what are all those sport coats and ties doing in my closet?"
"If you're not going to kill me, I have things to do."
“Love is a kind of warfare.”
"From you I receive, to you I give, together we share, in this we live."
"Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without."
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
"Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up" (not necessarily in that order).
“Mary had a little lamb, and when she saw it sicken, she shipped it off to Packingtown, and now it's labeled chicken.”
"Less is more."
"Be careful what you ask for, because God sometimes punishes us by granting our prayers."
Favorite obscure scientific facts:
1--Termites chew through wood faster when listening to rock music.
2--Polar bear livers contain so much vitamin A that they are toxic to humans.
Personal creed: We all do the best we can in each particular moment of imperfection that drives our existence.