No spouse, no kids, no pets, no debt.
I'm not like everybody else. (Ray Davies said it first.)
I am a master of the obscure and offbeat.
Hyperbole is one of my hobbies.
Some favorite quotes:
(Points earned for identifying the source without research.)
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member."
"You are not a man."--"Then what are all those sport coats and ties doing in my closet?"
"If you're not going to kill me, I have things to do."
“Love is a kind of warfare.”
"From you I receive, to you I give, together we share, in this we live."
"Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without."
Favorite obscure scientific facts:
1--Termites chew through wood faster when listening to rock music.
2--Polar bear livers contain so much vitamin A that they are toxic to humans.
In my opinion, we all do the best we can in each particular moment of imperfection that drives our existence.