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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 1, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

I'm open minded. I'm looking for someone genuine so if you're a psycho, please go back to the hospital. They miss you. If you're a sweaty fat guy in a basement pretending to be CueTEE_84, you need psychiatric help and I'm sorry your parents hated you.

However, if you're honest about what you want, love to laugh and live for your own passions in your life, please step right in and make yourself comfy. Take off your shoes. Here, let me grab that chair for you. I'd like to get to know you...
What I’m doing with my life
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Filmmaker. Musician. Writer. Professional hopscotch player.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking nonsense, talking serious, trying new things, making music (I might be biased about that last one...)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, my sense of humour and their instant attraction to me - it's crazy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Steve Jobs his biography
fifty shades of grey <-- that is a lie.
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Albert Camus
House of Leaves - if you've never heard of it, you know what to do...
Twilight <-- that is also a lie
Amy Hempel - her words are my altar.
Pretty eclectic taste, everything from System Of A Down to Marilynmanson rammstein to Arcade Fire. Really. Fallen for Dubstep of late.... skrillex yessss.... house tiesto
My specialty. My favorite rotates weekly. Right now it's There will be blood. +10 points if you've even heard of that film.
Sushi is the food of the gods. And me. Sushi. I'm going to get some right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar.
A computer.
Music. Mmmm....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The six things I could never do without. I get lost inside my own head more than I'd like to admit...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, family or working on a new track.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
tsk tsk, you're going to have to say 'hello' first.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you'd like to learn something... or just looking for a good time. And no, I don't mean it like THAT, get your mind out the gutter, jeez! Although now that you mention it....