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treekind

38 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Italian (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: if you have a thing for Zack Galifianakis, I might be your dude. Although I believe myself to be a bit trimmer than he, I hear about this practically every day of my life. I've grown to accept it. I am the hangover guy.

I am a simple creature with an insatiable appetite for music and art that has lasted as long as i can remember.
I'm into exploring and good stories. I love to laugh my ass of as much as possible and surround myself with good people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
AM: playing banjo for kids drinking juice
PM: playing banjo for grown-ups drinking booze.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making the best out of a situation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my eyes. They were my grandmothers. I'm just borrowing them for a bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Tom Robbins, he's my man.
I like to watch movies and select TV shows. Especially ones that make me laugh, think, or feel all emotional and shit.
Music is my food and food is my music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
friends
family
beverages
laughing
the other
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
funny song titles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing or hearing some music hopefully.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm your private dancer. Dancin' for money.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a reasonable tolerance for bad jokes, Italian food, and banjo music