Note: if you have a thing for Zack Galifianakis, I might be your dude. Although I believe myself to be a bit trimmer than he, I hear about this practically every day of my life. I've grown to accept it. I am the hangover guy.

I am a simple creature with an insatiable appetite for music and art that has lasted as long as i can remember.
I'm into exploring and good stories. I love to laugh my ass of as much as possible and surround myself with good people.

AM: playing banjo for kids drinking juice
PM: playing banjo for grown-ups drinking booze.

making the best out of a situation

Maybe my eyes. They were my grandmothers. I'm just borrowing them for a bit.

I love Tom Robbins, he's my man.
I like to watch movies and select TV shows. Especially ones that make me laugh, think, or feel all emotional and shit.
Music is my food and food is my music.

music
friends
family
beverages
laughing
the other

funny song titles

playing or hearing some music hopefully.

I'm your private dancer. Dancin' for money.

you have a reasonable tolerance for bad jokes, Italian food, and banjo music