Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Haven't been on this website in a while so I guess I should
probably update it..
I'm not very good at introducing myself or generally talking to
people. Which is bad considering I work management in retail and
have to deal with a bunch of people's shit every day. Which in
retrospect is good since I suck at communication. I went from very
few friends to none for the X's time. They say its unhealthy to
stay indoors but I don't see the harm if you aren't busy building a
nuclear bomb or something.
To be honest I'm not exactly sure why I made this account. I rarely
hang out with friends and I tend to keep a good, wedged distance
between me and most people. I guess I did it on the off chance I
might possibly meet someone I like and can go on their profile but
be too much of a coward to talk to them.
I'm pretty difficult when it comes to explaining what I try to find
in a girl. Probably more along the lines of a woman that's snarky
with built-in hatred. Not really into sweet, innocent doe-eyed
I'm kind of artsy I guess. I tend to argue a lot, even if my point
is completely moot. I also tend to do a whole lot of nothing. About
95% of my time is consumed either at works or balls deep in a
sketch pad in my room.
I also want to become a tattoo artist because I don't want to grow
up and wear a suit. Had an apprenticeship in North Carolina. Left
my portfolio there so I'm currently building a new one to present.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on my bachelors degree of Science. Hoping to become a
dietician. I have also started a tattooing apprenticeship and love
learning about that skill.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Disc Golf, Surfing, Last hitting in LoL, Video Games, Sleeping,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My feminine looks. I get called a cute lesbian a lot at work. It
hurts a little more each time. And my lack of coordination.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harry Potter series
Les Liaisons Dangereuses
Redwall (Talking animal warriors are better than humans)
Diablo book series
The Mysteries of Udolpho
The Invention of Man
28 Days Later
Invasion of the Pod People
Death Do Us Part
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
The 39 Steps
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Big Bang Theory
Polar Bear Club
Anything edible, really. Unless it has onions on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A hat to wear
A flashlight in my glovebox
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend most of my time thinking about things I could have done
differently. Not out of regret, but out of wonder of what would
have happened had I chose another route. Then I practically imagine
out the scenes that follow. I guess you could call me someone who
has their head in the clouds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games and sleeping. I don't go out too much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This website is stupid, inaccurate, and always tries to Quickmatch
me with people states away.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–24
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You aren't going to try and abduct and remove one of my kidneys.
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