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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 23
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm currently a student at Butte College. I'm studying for a degree in business management. I'm assertive, articulate, confident, blunt, energetic, 420-friendly, goofy-funny, and I'd like to think I have my moments of charm. I'm an ex-con, so if that's a dealbreaker- No worries. I love music (anything from Jedi mind tricks to Johnny Cash to Rebelution to lil Wayne to modest mouse to Damian Marley... The list is pretty much endless). I love movies: dramas, comedies, horrors, gangster flicks. Love scarface, goodfellas, snatch, Forrest gump, pineapple express, Superbad, funny people, so many others. Love to read: Chuck palanihuk, Robert mcCammon, James Frey. love sports; playing and watching. I'm not looking for a serious relationship, but I don't have a closed mind If I'm hella in to you:)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School! Other than that I'm living my life for the moment! Enjoying time with friends, family, and all the new people I meet! I love to go out and party, but I can just as easily enjoy a nice night in with a book or movie. (Probaly sounds generic, but not sure what to say without droning on and on.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sports, social gatherings, making someone feel good about themselves, making someone feel shitty about themselves, working with my hands, writing papers, thinking critically, calling shotgun when my Boys and I go out, playing with kids, weightlifting, boxing, making people laugh, quoting movies, talking, eating In-and-out, and a # of other things!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimples, my smile, my tattoos, my build, and if they get to hear it, an infectious laugh that my boy's tease me about from time to time when I hear a real knee-slapper:D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It's always sunny in Philly is one of my favorite shows. If you don't like it then your a jibroni;) love breaking bad, entourage, and tosh.0, archer, key & peele. Books: Swan Song, a million little pieces, fight club, snuff, the source field investigations, the synchronicity key, the sicillian, dirty whiteboys, so many others! Movies: already named a few, but I also like true romance, pulp fiction, resivor dogs, anything with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, Steve Carrell, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, or James Franco... and so many others! Music: I'll be here all day if I start on this. Food, too! But lately, I've been trying to eat a bit healthier. Just 'cause I have a fast metabolism, doesn't mean I shouldn't watch what I put in my body, no?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fam./Friends, challenge, food, DISTILLED water, laughter, and Dogs!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About the wellbeing of my family and friends. About what I'm gonna do tonight, what I'm gonna do tomorrow. About how calcified my pineal gland (if you have any idea what that is- hit me up! I love me some smart chicks!). About if our government will be overthrown in my lifetime. About the universe. About the family I'll help create down the road. This question is so broad.... Oh, yea! I'm a dude, so I'm obligated to say sex, too! Haha.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hit the club with my Boys. Get a little tipsy, occasionally, pop some E, meet up with a girl, or meet up with my boys, drink, dance my ass off, leave with some friends or back to the pad with my boys where we shoot some pool, play some dominos, or ping-pong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you really wanna know, hit me up. My inhibitions were discarded many moons ago... If I had any at all in the first place:)
You should message me if
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If your attractive (no chunkies, no oldies, please) and want to have a good time. I appologize in advance if that sounds shallow. Wouldn't mind a casual relationship, so if that doesn't bother you, get at me, but I'm also always up for more friends as well, if you're cool and want another amigo, I'm good at being one. Oh yea, it never works out, but I'm definitely a sucker for crazy, complicated chicks;)