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25 M Fort Myers, FL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Here's what you need to know,

I am extremely sarcastic.

I am better than anyone at everything.

If someone is better than me, it's because I was wearing the wrong shoes.

I are really smarts even though I hides it.(refer to the sarcasm line if that joke went over your head).

I am exceptionally logical, but I reserve the right to make irrational assumptions and decisions on occasion.

My motto in life is "everything in moderation, including moderation".

I am short, and if that bothers you: feel free to play in traffic while blindfolded.
What I’m doing with my life
Tearing Fort Myers a new butthole by being way too awesome to live here... And getting ready to join the Air Force.
I’m really good at
Looking at things from other people's point-of-view, keeping a level head in stressful situations, learning new things, working smart instead of hard, seeing the big picture, noticing details (I know those two are contradictory but I'm good at both), star wars trivia, memorization... Other things but I'm trying to get better at being humble so I'll stop there.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm short, that my hair is magnificent (ill have to upload some new pics since I got it cut, but right now I'm too lazy), that my eyes and eyelashes are breathtaking, and that I'm very pale.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: H.P. Lovecraft, Jack Reacher novels, Clive Cussler, Dean Koontz, Micheal Crichton, the Wheel of Time series, Anne Rice's vampire chronicles, Charlaine Harris' sookie stackhouse novels, R.A. Salvatore has some good ones, HP was good too, of course Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness, and Tucker Maxx's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and Assholes Finish First are fantastic! With books I'm always open to suggestions so throw them at me... Suggestions not books.

Movies: STAR WARS... Kind of a requirement for me :/ Edward scissor hands, Dr. Horrible's sing along blog, law abiding citizen, spinal tap, a knights tale, batman begins, the dark knight, secret window, some documentaries as long as their not too dry, elf, talladega nights, old school, anchor man, zoolander, starsky and hutch, dicky Roberts, super bad, Scott pilgrim vs the world, knocked up, the hangover... Again I'm open to suggestions

Shows: true blood, dexter, bones, supernatural, scrubs, Chappell show, south park, Kyle XY, how I met your mother, prison break, psych, the walking dead, ancient aliens... Still open to suggestions

Music: I'm all over the place with music, though my centers that I usually fall back to are accoustic rock, classic rock and 90's alt rock. When I'm not there I shoot into rap, hard rock, country, classical, techno, folk, boybands(yeah I'll admit it), a Capella, show tunes, etc etc
The six things I could never do without
My car(driving is my zen experience), Netflix(keeps me sane when there's nothing else to do), hot water(the shower is my retreat from reality, hope that someday lightsabers will be feasible... The last two are constantly changing, for now let's say my iPhone and the unfounded certainty that I will win the lottery before I'm 25.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
religion (though NOT a follower of any religion, I enjoy thinking about and discussing various faiths), I think about physics/mechanics and how to make things work. I like to think about various human reactions to strange situations, I think about philosophy and unsolved mysteries. Pretty much any topic that is brought up around me becomes something I will delve into and try to completely understand, I often think way too deeply about very frivolous things!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, family entertainment does most of its business on the weekends so I usually wind up working the busy and hard shifts that no one else wants :/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I said earlier I'm an open book, ask me something and I will answer it. If you need an example lets go with I wrote really bad depressing poetry in high school.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to know more about me
You aren't a lagoon creature (I'm not the most shallow guy in the world but I do have standards)
You live nearby and want to hang out
You think I'm pretty :P
You like star wars!!!
... I dunno make me laugh say something off the wall and offensive, I'll probably get a kick out of it