I moved back to Cleveland last year after spending the last two years in Scranton, PA. Yes, that is a real place and no, Dunder Mifflin and Schrute Farms are not, sadly.
I graduated with a degree in journalism, and, like most journalism majors, am not a journalist. For fun, I'm a renown roller derby announcer/broadcaster and periodically a skater. I'm pretty much a carnivore, eating only meat and cheese. I am sarcastic, dry, offensive, love all things Doctor Who and Game of Thrones (I often greet people with "Valar Morghulis"), and use horrible, yet hilarious puns. Was the class clown growing up and still am a big kid at heart. I constantly think of SNL skits but forget to write them down. I have been told that my personality is the perfect combination of geek and bro, probably because I make constant Star Wars and sports references, constantly.
I'm not too creative when it comes to first messages on here because let's face it, an online introduction, no matter how awesome, is going to be a little awkward but I promise you that once the ice is broken I become quite the conversationalist. Everything I know about dating and romance I learned from my mentors, Cory Matthews and Sean Hunter.
I don't have many deal breakers, but if you are a Pittsburgh Steeler fan do not contact me. I have no problem with fans of any other team, but being a die-hard Browns fan will prevent me from ever loving or respecting you as a person. Yinz get me?