Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Did the bright orange bow-tie get your attention? Works 60% of the
time, every time.
Born and raised here in Cleveland (East side!). I moved back a few
years ago after spending a couple of years in Scranton, PA. Yes,
that is a real place and no, Dunder Mifflin and Schrute Farms are
not, sadly. I've lived other, more popular places too that you
would have probably heard of without a TV show taking place
there... But none as flashy and noteworthy as Scranton.
I graduated with a degree in journalism, so of course I work in
logistics. However, I still get to use my training, skills, and
voice for fun as an internationally renowned and beloved roller
derby announcer/broadcaster. I have literally tens of fans around
the world. I do enjoy roller skating too, but cannot figure out how
to stop. I just slam into the wall like that kid from Mighty Ducks
I am always sarcastic, too witty, and possibly offensive. I can be
a bro on the outside but have a sweet geeky center, and shamelessly
use horribly cheesy, yet hilarious puns. Was the class clown
growing up and still am a big kid at heart. I constantly think of
SNL skits but forget to write them down. And everything I know
about dating and romance I learned from my mentors, Cory Matthews
and Sean Hunter.
I don't have many deal breakers, but if you are a Pittsburgh
Steeler fan do not contact me. I have no problem with fans of any
other team and any other sport, but being a die-hard Browns fan
will prevent me from ever loving or respecting you as a person.
Yinz get me?
I rarely send a first message on here. Not out of fear but because
I've become very skeptical about meeting someone online. However,
if I've caught your attention feel free to shoot me a message after
the beep. BEEP!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Did my mom put this question on here?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing impressions, especially of the Muppets. I know way too much
useless information that I bring up randomly. Sending awkward first
emails on here that usually get me ignored. Their loss though, I'm
delightful. I can also predict every Daily Double in Jeopardy.
Worst mutant ability ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses. They make me look like a genius or something. Also
handy for a dramatic removal now and then.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Avengers (and most other superhero movies), Fight Club,
Major League, Star Wars, Anchorman, Ghostbusters
Music: Oasis, Foreigner, and anything 80's.
TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, The Office (with Steve Carrell), Mike
& Molly, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dr.
Who, Game of Thrones.
Books: A Song of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...
3. Roller derby
4. My cat (Bagels)
5. Flip flops
6. Cleveland Indians
If I had a TARDIS, that would be on this list too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most important questions of the universe, but I have ADD so I
get distracted easi... Squirrel!... Hot dog!... Tree!...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm actually filling this question out.
You should message me if
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You have the guts to send the first message. after all, this
question is asking you if you have the guts to, so if you do, do
it. And if this at least made you giggle, I'm flattered.
Also, if you speak High Valerian, I want to meet you and help you
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