Born and raised here in Cleveland (East side!). I moved back a few years ago after spending a couple of years in Scranton, PA. Yes, that is a real place and no, Dunder Mifflin and Schrute Farms are not, sadly. I've lived other, more popular places too that you would have probably heard of without a TV show taking place there... But none as flashy and noteworthy as Scranton.
I graduated with a degree in journalism, so of course I work in logistics. However, I still get to use my training, skills, and voice for fun as an internationally renowned and beloved roller derby announcer/broadcaster. I have literally tens of fans around the world. I do enjoy roller skating too, but cannot figure out how to stop. I just slam into the wall like that kid from Mighty Ducks 2.
I am always sarcastic, too witty, and possibly offensive. I can be a bro on the outside but have a sweet geeky center, and shamelessly use horribly cheesy, yet hilarious puns. Was the class clown growing up and still am a big kid at heart. I constantly think of SNL skits but forget to write them down. And everything I know about dating and romance I learned from my mentors, Cory Matthews and Sean Hunter.
I don't have many deal breakers, but if you are a Pittsburgh Steeler fan do not contact me. I have no problem with fans of any other team and any other sport, but being a die-hard Browns fan will prevent me from ever loving or respecting you as a person. Yinz get me?
If I've caught your attention feel free to shoot me a message after the beep...
You're waiting for a beep now, aren't you?
Other answers would be my collection of sweater-vests and bow ties, or my beard. I hope I'm not a hipster.
Music: Oasis, Foreigner, and anything 80's.
TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, The Office (with Steve Carrell), Mike & Molly, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones.
Books: A Song of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones)
2. The interwebs
3. Roller derby
4. My cat (Bagels)
5. Flip flops
6. Cleveland Indians
If I had a TARDIS, that would be on this list too.
Also, if you speak High Valerian, I want to meet you and help you reconquer Westeros.