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29 Cleveland, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:57am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Kids, this is the story of how I met your mother... well, maybe not but it can't hurt and hopefully it doesn't take locking my children in a room for nine years to finish. How is future Ted Mosby not in jail?

I moved back to Cleveland last year after spending the last two years in Scranton, PA. Yes, that is a real place and no, Dunder Mifflin and Schrute Farms are not, sadly.

I graduated with a degree in journalism, and, like most journalism majors, am not a journalist. For fun, I'm a renown roller derby announcer/broadcaster and love roller skating, though I still can't figure out how to brake. I'm pretty much a carnivore, eating only meat and cheese. I am sarcastic, dry, offensive, love all things Doctor Who and Game of Thrones, and use horrible, yet hilarious puns. Was the class clown growing up and still am a big kid at heart. I constantly think of SNL skits but forget to write them down. I have been told that my personality is the perfect combination of geek and bro, probably because I make constant Star Wars and sports references, constantly. Everything I know about dating and romance I learned from my mentors, Cory Matthews and Sean Hunter.

I don't have many deal breakers, but if you are a Pittsburgh Steeler fan do not contact me. I have no problem with fans of any other team, but being a die-hard Browns fan will prevent me from ever loving or respecting you as a person. Yinz get me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Did my mom put this question on here?
I’m really good at
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Doing impressions, especially of the Muppets. I know way too much useless information that I bring up randomly. Sending awkward first emails on here that usually get me ignored. Their loss though, I'm delightful. I can also predict every Daily Double in Jeopardy. Worst mutant ability ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses. They make me look like a genius or something. Also handy for a dramatic removal now and then.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Avengers (and most other superhero movies), Fight Club, Major League, Star Wars, Anchorman, Ghostbusters

Music: Oasis, Foreigner, and anything 80's.

TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, The Office (with Steve Carrell), Mike & Molly, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones.

Books: A Song of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...
1. Burritos
2. iPad
3. Roller derby
4. Memory foam beds
5. Flip flops
6. Cleveland Indians

If I had a TARDIS, that would be on this list too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most important questions of the universe, but I have ADD so I get distracted easi... Squirrel!... Hot dog!... Tree!... Bicycle!... Moon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ask the NSA.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm actually filling this question out.
You should message me if
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You have the guts to send the first message. after all, this question is asking you if you have the guts to, so if you do, do it. And if this at least made you giggle, I'm flattered.