Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kids, this is the story of how I met your mother... well, maybe not
but it can't hurt and hopefully it doesn't take locking my children
in a room for nine years to finish. How is future Ted Mosby not in
I moved back to Cleveland last year after spending the last two
years in Scranton, PA. Yes, that is a real place and no, Dunder
Mifflin and Schrute Farms are not, sadly.
I graduated with a degree in journalism, and, like most journalism
majors, am not a journalist. For fun, I'm a renown roller derby
announcer/broadcaster and love roller skating, though I still can't
figure out how to brake. I'm pretty much a carnivore, eating only
meat and cheese. I am sarcastic, dry, offensive, love all things
Doctor Who and Game of Thrones, and use horrible, yet hilarious
puns. Was the class clown growing up and still am a big kid at
heart. I constantly think of SNL skits but forget to write them
down. I have been told that my personality is the perfect
combination of geek and bro, probably because I make constant Star
Wars and sports references, constantly. Everything I know about
dating and romance I learned from my mentors, Cory Matthews and
I don't have many deal breakers, but if you are a Pittsburgh
Steeler fan do not contact me. I have no problem with fans of any
other team, but being a die-hard Browns fan will prevent me from
ever loving or respecting you as a person. Yinz get me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Did my mom put this question on here?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing impressions, especially of the Muppets. I know way too much
useless information that I bring up randomly. Sending awkward first
emails on here that usually get me ignored. Their loss though, I'm
delightful. I can also predict every Daily Double in Jeopardy.
Worst mutant ability ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses. They make me look like a genius or something. Also
handy for a dramatic removal now and then.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Avengers (and most other superhero movies), Fight Club,
Major League, Star Wars, Anchorman, Ghostbusters
Music: Oasis, Foreigner, and anything 80's.
TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, The Office (with Steve Carrell), Mike
& Molly, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dr.
Who, Game of Thrones.
Books: A Song of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...
3. Roller derby
4. Memory foam beds
5. Flip flops
6. Cleveland Indians
If I had a TARDIS, that would be on this list too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most important questions of the universe, but I have ADD so I
get distracted easi... Squirrel!... Hot dog!... Tree!...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm actually filling this question out.
You should message me if
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You have the guts to send the first message. after all, this
question is asking you if you have the guts to, so if you do, do
it. And if this at least made you giggle, I'm flattered.
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