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tribulation99
34 / M / straight / Single
Chatsworth, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from space camp
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- $50,000–$60,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am responsible, eccentic, and contradictory.
My Self-Summary
My slack is better than your slack. I smoke cigars. I wear collared
shirts to work and boxer briefs to bed. I don't do karaoke. (Except
when I do, and only then if it's Johnny Cash or Commander Cody.)
What I’m doing with my life
Sacrificing my soul for a global corporation while I await the
rebirth of punk.
I’m really good at
kar-a-te. No, wait... I'm terrible at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Or my ass. Or my shoes.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies = A Hard Day's Night,
Salon Kitty,
The
Meaning of Life, The Train, Stop Making Sense, Watership Down,
Downfall,
Plagues and
Pleasures on the Salton Sea.
The six things I could never do without
The Beatles, Monty Python, Trains, Pirates, Disneyland, Beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The upcoming zombie invasion. Seeing as the cemetary is mere feet
from my bedroom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing with a fine cigar, a dirty martini and the History
Channel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm a German love god.
You should message me if
You're...
*an 18 year old girl looking to fulfill her father fantasy.
*a flexible Beatles fan with her own yoga mat.
*a card-carrying member of the Church of the Subgenius.
*into nazi-themed zombie/alien/girl-in-prison flicks.
*not afraid to "hot box" on a first date.
*down for watching 'Blue Crush' with me tonight.
*an 18 year old girl looking to fulfill her father fantasy.
*a flexible Beatles fan with her own yoga mat.
*a card-carrying member of the Church of the Subgenius.
*into nazi-themed zombie/alien/girl-in-prison flicks.
*not afraid to "hot box" on a first date.
*down for watching 'Blue Crush' with me tonight.
