triple_step
31 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
This is less of a profile and more of a "I'll write random things until I seem to have an appropriate amount of content"-file. I tried to write one but I feel these text boxes cannot contain me.

Found myself in the Bay Area after four years in New York City. Very happy with the change. I've picked up way too many activities and am now that annoying guy with all the gear in his trunk.

My Myers Briggs is YOLO
What I’m doing with my life
Trying lots of new things to see what sticks.
I’m really good at
Dancing, my job, witty party jokes like "I must get out of this wet bathing suit and into a dry martini!".
The first things people usually notice about me
I move in ultra slow motion to hip hop music when I enter a room for the first time. It's magic
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Cormac McCarthy, PG Wodehouse, Iain M. Banks, Thoreau, Robert Jordan, Jonathan Franzen

Movies- Brick, Wet Hot American Summer, The Hurt Locker, The Big Lebowski

TV- That Mitchell and Webb Look, I'm all about the simpsons -- huge fan of everything before season 11-ish.

Music-- everything, really

Food-- Spicy stuff makes me happy -- Mexican, indian, thai, afghan, ethiopian, sorta in that order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like ironically going to the Cheesecake factory and Olive Garden.
You should message me if
You aren't afraid of expressing yourself!

BONUS! My favorite quotes from **real ladies** OKCupid Profiles.
"You should message me if you are really really good looking and I have high standards when it comes to looks so please be attractive if you message me"

"IM HERE TO PARTY AND LOOK FOR PARTIEZ. plz dont messege me and ask for a date, hook up, cuz I WILL NOT DO IT. IM NOT INTERESTED AND I WILL B A BITCH. thx

also "plz no asians. im not raceist im just not interested ok thx"

"I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. "

"My self-summary:
I like to get fucked up."
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