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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-31
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 15, 2014
Asian, White
6' 0" (1.83m)
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why should you and your single friends waste your time each meeting guys separately when you can meet three at once.

Welcome to the future of dating.

That's right. For a limited time only, you and two friends have an opportunity to date three of the sexiest dudes this side of the Mississippi.

Do you have two other friends that are super awesome and looking to have a good time? Then you're on the right profile. Please, stick around, and have a look-see.

Unfortunately this is a package deal ladies--we are only looking for triple dates, if you are interested in dating any three of these gentlemen individually then you'll need to contact them individually at markles86 , topher5151, and Greg.

Oh, and yes. We are serious... we think.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
We are the collective heads of an international gun running and drug smuggling organization with ties to organized crime and terrorism.

Topher is the brains; Ban-jams is in charge of the money; Marckles uses his stereotypical-but-totally-true-so-its-not-racist ninja skills to keep the lesser bosses in line.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1/3 of us is good at Rock Band.
2/3 of us are good at Soccer.
2/3 of us give good foot massages.
3/3 of us kick ass and chew bubblegum...
2/3 of us are all out of bubblegum.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The smell of sex panther.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Greg
2) Markles86
3) Topher5151
4) You
5) Your Friend # 1
6) Your Friend # 2
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there's no "the other half of an orgy." checkbox in the "I'm looking for..." section.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In several different places or all together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have multiple personalities.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to rent a quadricycle and ride across the golden gate bridge with us. It's going to be legendary!