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trippinlf

33 M Maidstone, UK

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change..."

Kind of an apt description of internet dating. Anyway...

Brief description; Have spacesuit, will travel.

Looking for someone who knows where their towel is and wants to explore the possibilities of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just about to finish a holding pattern that I've been stuck in the last few years.
Everything is starting to come together nicely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- I can usually make people laugh.
- Being inappropriate regardless of the situation (in fairness this usually takes the form of distasteful jokes).
- Sad to say, my very dull job.

And now stretching for anything else that might be suitable. Bugger.
Does swearing count? F**k it, I'm counting it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- Usually wearing sunglasses regardless of the weather (and Yes, fully aware of how knobbish that makes me look).
- My dodgy beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are usually science fiction. Favourite authors are David Weber, Iain (M) Banks, Peter F. Hamilton and Douglas Adams.
Music is tough. Favorite genres are; (liquid) drum and bass, industrial metal, rock, Singer/Songwriter. But listen to pretty much anything except 'pop' music.
Films, again usually sci-fi, But do like a good English film (lock, stock, etc...). Anything except horror. TV shows are pretty much the same. But HBO ones are usually good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ipod
Lighter
Rolling machine
Tobacco
Rizlas ( I'm being sponsored to mention a brand name)
Chewing gum
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering where I put my towel...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from the week. Usually with a smoke and a good game.
If I go out on a Friday night, it's usually low key, meal and a movie sort of thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big Kate Bush fan. Actually thats not too bad. But its the worst thing I'm going to admit here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–52
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to laugh, like to 'get your geek on', and ideally prefer to relax and have a smoke then go out partying all night.