Update: I have my shit together, no really. and I know what I want.
Yes, I've done a lot in my few years, but I don't really see it as
unusual. If you are someone looking for a 9-5 life til you die, or
if you have never traveled, prob not gonna work out.
Please contact me if you can: Sing, talk about physics, cook, camp + backpack, have a strong opinion, and/or know what you want.
Here is a video of what I do for adventures: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sttc6_1PSJA
Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
**I can't write the number '6' while making clockwise circles with my legs!! someone tell me why?!
**I recently realized I hit maturity/puberty when I asked the DJ in a bar to turn down the music....
**I eat captain crunch for breakfast... I'm trying to quit.!
**I tell the truth without thinking....that means if you ask me about the dress I'm going to tell you, don't ask
**... it's a one way street... You can tell me that ugly hat looks awesome on me!
**Reverse psychology does wonders on me ever since I was 2..... "whatever you do don't eat your veggies!"....
**I have a cat, and I have a guitar and for some reason they sound the same....
**I LOVE camping, but it is really just the part where we lounge around outside once we hike to the destination... I imagine when I'm older I'll skip the whole hiking part and just ride a lawn mower around.
**I'm having a lot of issues with this Justin Bieber song on the radio......
**I have pushed people out of plane at 10,000 feet before..
**I'm studying at the circus school for fun... trapeze.
**honestly... I have no idea what a hipster is, but I wanna dress like one for Halloween.
**I only date right handed people....Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people.... I'm just say'en...
**My favorite place in the world is a hammock.... 2 trees, white sand, hammock, remote beach, us, cold white wine, all day, is my idea of romantic.
** I grew up in a small town MN in a trailer park, my dad worked in a Factory and I paid my way through college, lived over seas, work hard, and don't take life too seriously.
**My ultimate would be a super sweet, extremely intelligent girl in a short skirt and a looooong jacket!!....
**....well continuing on.... .bringing me breakfast in bed followed by a massage and some bedroom talk......
**I'm dom... if you don't know what that means, read 50 shades of grey again.... I'm super sweet and nice, but very much in control. I'm rarely submissive.
**I lust after and admire those who I think are better than me... not sure how that works with the dom thing.. but it does.
**intelligence and someone who can tell an amazing story are a total turn on
**I refuse to date Asians between the ages of 35-45 PERIOD!.. does that make me racist?
**This happened to a friend of mine last week so I'll put it down..You are right for me if you are the kind of person that would rather remind your boyfriend that you had made plans a week earlier to do something tomorrow (rather than test to see if he remembers and end up miserable or upset because he forgot)
**Any time I feel like I've been categorized I will do everything in my power to be exactly the opposite...!
**Did I mention I'm a sucker for sweet?
===Update: OMG! I hate being pessimistic, but is there really nobody left out there that is not bat-shit crazy/bitter/damaged?? date advice: a) do not drink 5 glasses of wine on a first date. b) do not yell at someone for talking to a homeless guy. c) do not ask your date to write down the experience so you can submit it to your therapist.... and yes, I could write a book.
What else.. I love science, computers, and politics...I'm confident, know what love is, enjoy life, and never stress about the small things, though, I tend to be a whiny little girl when stressed.... best quote "The best journeys answer questions that in the beginning you didn't even think to ask"........my friends say that "life with me is never boring"....
Please contact me if you can: Sing, talk about physics, cook, camp + backpack, have a strong opinion, and/or know what you want.
Here is a video of what I do for adventures: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sttc6_1PSJA
Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
**I can't write the number '6' while making clockwise circles with my legs!! someone tell me why?!
**I recently realized I hit maturity/puberty when I asked the DJ in a bar to turn down the music....
**I eat captain crunch for breakfast... I'm trying to quit.!
**I tell the truth without thinking....that means if you ask me about the dress I'm going to tell you, don't ask
**... it's a one way street... You can tell me that ugly hat looks awesome on me!
**Reverse psychology does wonders on me ever since I was 2..... "whatever you do don't eat your veggies!"....
**I have a cat, and I have a guitar and for some reason they sound the same....
**I LOVE camping, but it is really just the part where we lounge around outside once we hike to the destination... I imagine when I'm older I'll skip the whole hiking part and just ride a lawn mower around.
**I'm having a lot of issues with this Justin Bieber song on the radio......
**I have pushed people out of plane at 10,000 feet before..
**I'm studying at the circus school for fun... trapeze.
**honestly... I have no idea what a hipster is, but I wanna dress like one for Halloween.
**I only date right handed people....Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people.... I'm just say'en...
**My favorite place in the world is a hammock.... 2 trees, white sand, hammock, remote beach, us, cold white wine, all day, is my idea of romantic.
** I grew up in a small town MN in a trailer park, my dad worked in a Factory and I paid my way through college, lived over seas, work hard, and don't take life too seriously.
**My ultimate would be a super sweet, extremely intelligent girl in a short skirt and a looooong jacket!!....
**....well continuing on.... .bringing me breakfast in bed followed by a massage and some bedroom talk......
**I'm dom... if you don't know what that means, read 50 shades of grey again.... I'm super sweet and nice, but very much in control. I'm rarely submissive.
**I lust after and admire those who I think are better than me... not sure how that works with the dom thing.. but it does.
**intelligence and someone who can tell an amazing story are a total turn on
**I refuse to date Asians between the ages of 35-45 PERIOD!.. does that make me racist?
**This happened to a friend of mine last week so I'll put it down..You are right for me if you are the kind of person that would rather remind your boyfriend that you had made plans a week earlier to do something tomorrow (rather than test to see if he remembers and end up miserable or upset because he forgot)
**Any time I feel like I've been categorized I will do everything in my power to be exactly the opposite...!
**Did I mention I'm a sucker for sweet?
===Update: OMG! I hate being pessimistic, but is there really nobody left out there that is not bat-shit crazy/bitter/damaged?? date advice: a) do not drink 5 glasses of wine on a first date. b) do not yell at someone for talking to a homeless guy. c) do not ask your date to write down the experience so you can submit it to your therapist.... and yes, I could write a book.
What else.. I love science, computers, and politics...I'm confident, know what love is, enjoy life, and never stress about the small things, though, I tend to be a whiny little girl when stressed.... best quote "The best journeys answer questions that in the beginning you didn't even think to ask"........my friends say that "life with me is never boring"....
