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21 New York, NY Cis Woman

Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:05pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Hindi (Okay)
My self-summary
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studying human rights & asian & middle eastern cultures. i like scotch, global health equity, americana/folk, and bojack horseman. i've worked on robot chicken and as a sexual health educator. i have an ugly brick of a rat named the great ratsby and i love him. i don't know if i'm more scared of people who don't read, or people who only read things written by white men. my friends most often describe their first impression of me using the words "terrifying" and "intimidating."
"If love is but a chemical illusion that indoctrinates us to pass down our genes — our only glimpse at a semblance of immortality — why haven’t I gotten laid in a month? Every damn time I swipe right it’s a Tinder match."
What I’m doing with my life
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writing things, bartending, and bingewatching cooking shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
peeing on oppressive power dynamics
The first things people usually notice about me
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i swear a lot and i'm a grumpy old man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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gayatri spivak on the postmodern condition, the toast, haruki murakami, william gibson, tamora pierce, james baldwin, audre lorde, judith butler, sci fi, nature documentaries, gory horror, and kitchen nightmares. my dream aesthetic is a girl walks home alone at night.
i dig spicy food, a good burrito, and drunk face-sized pizza from Koronet's.
i like folk, americana, sad people playing acoustic guitar, witty rap, sad rap, angry punk girls, and almost anything else.
my favorite artist is lorna simpson. postmodern feminist art shapes a lot of my worldview.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cheesy rice cakes
ice water
a passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to be more awesome
how much work I should probably be doing
why i always want a Hot Pocket even though i know they're gross
how many wealthy guys on this site don't realize that Jay Gatsby is not a role model
whether i should go into academia
the reclamation of female vanity
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
netflix binging, going out, watching a movie with friends, or drunk and criticizing kyriarchies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once peed on my school's law library.

update: I twice peed on my school's law library.

i have a chrome extension that replaces the word snake people with "snake people" and i laugh every time.

i found a stickies note i wrote myself three years ago:
"i want to read about women who shit and eat and forget they have armpit hair in a tanktop on the subway and who don’t know as much about palestine as they should but know far too much about blazing saddles. i want to read about women who make shitty life choices and good life choices and whose strength sometimes is only that they keep existing day after day. i need to read about women like me because my life is built out of narratives. i want to study like hermione granger and run like keladry of mindelan and flirt like elizabeth bennett and these stories are how we learn our social cues, how we build our own narratives in our head to test out in real life. i want to read about a fat bisexual girl who falls in love in a complicated half-assed sort of way because that’s how i do it and i want some societal input on how we’d all go about it."
You should message me if
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you are an art thot.
you wanna get nerdy over spicy food.
you're a phd candidate who can send me essays on postcolonialism/race/queerness/gender/whatever makes you tick.
you want to go to the met.
you wanna show off how cool you are instead of how you think i'm bang-able.

i am awful at starting conversations and pretty much only send out corny jokes and bad flirty gifs of zach galifianakis, so i probably won't message you first unless you have like really really hot eyebrows.

if you live outside the NYC area i probably won't respond because i just don't have the energy or time to travel for a date, sorry.


if you answered yes to engaging in rape play or fantasies you need to move right along. don't message me about this, i'm not interested in discussing your justifications for it, and i've had to have too many conversations about it on here. sexual choices are not exempt from critique or from participation in larger dangerous social norms, rape play is different from submission, and that is seriously all i'm willing to say on the matter.

not interested in couples, group play, or Doms.