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  • Ages 23–31
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 29
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Sales / Marketing
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Congratulations you've selected an interesting and 'sane' guy.

A self-summary is a weird thing to write so I'll be frank and honest.

I can be quite blunt and I honestly do laugh at the wrong things. My humour is very dry and it takes a lot to make me laugh. However I'm not a miserable bastard (much) and do enjoy some decent company.

I'm not too great at sitting around doing nothing so I tend to like plans or have something in line for my spare time...even if its a jaunt home or a halfway city trip so I can meet with old friends, then I'm game. Better to be moving and exploring.

Drop me a message, a beer is always a good place to start. Generally, I'd rate myself as a good egg.
What I’m doing with my life
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After nearly 5 long years in retail I've recently jumped and managed to make it into the world of advertising.

It's a very big change but so far so good. The job was a big thing to get sorted and I kinda feel that I can now focus my attention on something (rather someone) else.

I can't describe what a joy it is to now have my weekends back after so long without them. Because of this I really try and make the most of them and get out and explore. Looking for someone to do this with **vom alert**.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I have good common sense! I also think I'm a good judge of character which has always proved to be fairly useful.

I also think I'm good at making the effort. From checking in on a pal who might have an important interview to organising a surprise birthday meal for a friend, I make the effort for people which I think is a rare thing!

Mockery is something that I'd probably get 1st prize for.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suppose I'm fairly tall? I guess I'd have to ask you that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry potter to me is my childhood! Love those books. I can't remember the list on my kindle but it's varried.

Music for me...I usually like most things and have a pretty odd playlist.

Movies...anything that gets me thinking!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-An income
-My watches
- friends and family
- my dry humour...keeps me going!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and how it's going to pan out. I have a strong drive to be successful in my career and this I think about a lot!

Other than that there are quite a few quandaries that I could include, such as:

-How do I never manage to finish a bag of salad before the best before date?

-How the layout of my room is still wrong.

-How the upstairs flat manage to make so much noise?!

These are but a few.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinks with the work lot or cheating on you with sky+ after an often busy week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lets have that beer and swap stories. I have some good stories!
You should message me if
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Mates, dates, whatever! I'll always make an effort for people who are genuine. Please don't waste my time! Send me a message and we can take it from there!