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25 M London, United Kingdom

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My self-summary
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Congratulations you've selected an interesting and 'sane' guy.

A self-summary is a weird thing to write so I'll be frank and honest.

I'm a sarcy guy who does honestly laugh at the wrong things. My humour is very dry and it takes a lot to make me laugh. However I'm not a miserable bastard (much) and do enjoy some decent company.

I'm not too great at sitting around doing nothing so I tend to like plans or have something in line for my spare time...even if its a jaunt home or a halfway city trip so I can meet with old friends, then I'm game. Better to be moving and exploring.

Drop me a message, a beer is always a good place to start.
What I’m doing with my life
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After nearly 5 long years in retail I've recently gone part time in a bid to find the dream job. Success! Well sort of. I'm interning during the week now at an advertising agency and working weekends in retail. I miss a day off and a lie in but I'm sure it'll be worth it! Secretly I love being this busy and doing work I actually enjoy.

Aside from this I still try and go out and see friends and be sociable. Love burgers...finding a good burger place in London has become a bit of a mission/challenge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I have good common sense! I also think I'm a good judge of character which has always proved to be fairly useful.

I also think I'm good at making the effort. From checking in on a pal who might have an important interview to organising a surprise birthday meal for a friend, I make the effort for people which I think is a rare thing!

Mockery is something that I'd probably get 1st prize for.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suppose I'm fairly tall? I guess I'd have to ask you that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry potter to me is my childhood! Love those books. I can't remember the list on my kindle but it's varried.

Music for me...I usually like most things and have a pretty odd playlist.

Movies...anything that gets me thinking!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-An income
-My watches
- friends and family
- my dry humour...keeps me going!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and how it's going to pan out. I have a strong drive to be successful in my career and this I think about a lot!

Plans with friends. Lots of "I should do that this year" thoughts. Some include:
Travel more
See a horse race
Do New Year along the Thames
Start jogging/join a gym
Run with the bulls in Spain

Stopping now, reading like a bucket list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cheating on you with sky+ after an 11 hour retail shift.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lets have that beer and swap stories.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Mates, dates, whatever! I'll always make an effort for people who are genuine. Please don't waste my time! Send me a message and we can take it from there!