That's kind of how I feel about singles' sites. I'm not sure they are the best place to find true love, but the light is better here.
I am twice divorced with no children, but I have been spoiling a black Standard poodle for 12 years. I was born in Atlanta, spent 4 years in Puerto Rico (ages 10-14) and came back to TN to live with my grandmother. I finished my growing up in TN. (Well, actually, whether or not I'm grown up is debatable.)