I'm a professional sophist and giraffe-abortionist, though, if you'd rather, I'm good for a night of dancing, or new wave. Perhaps I'll throw my own cocktail party, watch a movie followed by a makeout session, curl up with a book, or discuss philosophy and ancient wisdom until the sun rises as we drive to the beach. Whatev. I'm down.

I am a well-dressed hypocritical hippie, an activist (if I care), a sporadic artist, sometimes a raver, and above all a shaman. I try to maintain Temperance and strive for androgyny.

Adventure is a must. Novelty is my savior from monotony! I don't care if it's in- or out-of-doors, active, lazy, dangerous, stupid, smart, or safe-- JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW AND INTENSE!!!

I believe life is a massive joke. Or prison. Or both.

What can I say? "Consistency is not really a human trait." -Maude from Harold and Maude

J'adore le français, mais je le lire plus mieux que je le parle. J’adore aussi les chaussures nouvelles.

If I could fit in a box, the label would read: ONLY FRAGILE ON BAD DAYS. SHAKE IT UP!

I am urbane, (com)passionate, and full of panache.

I went to Occidental College in LA, Critical Theory & Social Justice Major... it used to just be the Anthropology department. My dream was to do what Jeremy Narby does... before I discovered him. So I dropped out of that awful school and took some time to decide to become a cell/molecular biologist and I'm attending Dixie State College... for the moment.

It usually just depends on what I ENJOY doing. I think I'm a fair poet, a good cook (by taste, not recipes or measurements), and great at baking. I do a tarot spread like none other. I have an amazing eye for color-matching and design and whatever. I'm creative enough to entertain children for hours, but I'm not patient enough. I'm best at standing out. I like changing outfits a lot. I get bored easily, so I have to be creative enough to entertain myself.

If you're in the mood for a mindfuck, I'm always ready to delve into deep space.

My eyebrows or my green eyes. (Probably my large nose, but most people try to be nice.)

a. EXPECT RESISTANCE, Food of the Gods, The Dispossessed, The Greater and Lesser Key of Solomon, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Dark is Rising Sequence, LOTR, HP, Crime & Punishment, Tao te Ching, Paradise Lost, Woman Warrior, Flirting with Danger, Their Eyes were Watching God, 1984, Go Ask Alice, The Cannabible, From Chocolate to Morphine, Soul Colors, Cat's Cradle, the Cosmic Serpent, Outliers, anything by Oscar Wilde, Emily Dickinson, E.E. Cummings, Milan Kundera, Sylvia Plath, ANNE SEXTON, Adrienne Rich, and anything on Erowid, anything by Neil Gaiman, Supernatural, Book of Lies

b. Alice in Wonderland, Yellow Submarine, Dark Oz, Momento, Diary of a Sex Addict, Perfume, Stardust, Breakfast on Pluto, Run Lola Run, Pan's Labyrinth, Harold & Maude, Donnie Darko, Amelie, V for Vendetta, A Clockwork Orange, Ma Vie en Rose, Touch of Pink, Monster, Mulholland Drive, Sunset Limited, Gran Torino, Metropolis, Zeitgeist moving forward, Rent, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Little Children, Chocolat, Beetlejuice, Moulin Rouge, Blue Velvet, Tank Girl, Mean Girls, A Home at the End of the World, Better off Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Best in Show, Adam & Steve, Blade Runner, I Love You Phillip Morris, Russian Dolls, Latter Days (I met Steve Sandvoss, the actor!), Indie and experimental films, anything directed or written by Alex Proyas

c. Nero, Zeds Dead, Skrillex, Tiesto, Okkervil River, Grafton Primary, Vitalic, Dirty South, DJ Reza, DJ Jereonski, DJ Inphinity, Vandalism, Pendulum, Android Lust, DJ Eckoe, Burial, The Chemical Brothers, Poe, Ziggy Marley, Underworld, Infected Mushroom, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Cliks, Timbaland, Girlyman, Lady Sovereign, !!!, Icon of Coil, Covenant, David Guetta, The Smiths, Grateful Dead, NamNamBulu, Beborn Beton, The Faint, Savage Garden/Darren Hayes, The Hush Sound, Shiny Toy Guns, Ima Robot, Kate Nash, Neuroticfish, Helen Reddy, Depeche Mode, Garbage, Orgy, Tantric, Goldfrapp, The Sounds, Morningwood, Muse, Prototypes, U2, Ian Van Dahl, The Coral Sea, BT, Rufus Wainwright, Rilo Kiley, M.I.A., Delerium, Enigma, Conjure One, Rasputina, Scissor Sisters, Sneaky Sound System, Jefferson Airplane, Anything incorporating Gregorian chant, ELECTRONIC most any kind except Happy Hardcore- ug.

d. Anything NOT american. I especially like pesto, curry, and mole. I try to eat all-natural, but I find it hard to be entirely vegetarian.

No such thing. I'm just grateful I have this laptop I'm typing with.

However, here are SEVEN, (because I don't like even numbers), things I really really like: Ganja, Belgian ale, pirating, gemstones, tarot, bright and rich colors, BASS and LIGHTS (together. they count as one thing)!

Esoteric wisdom, Mysticism, Ayurveda, Alchemy, Anarchy, Astrology (Vedic, Western, & Chinese), Etymology, Shamanism, Semiotics, Novelty Theory, Stoned Ape Theory, Art, Books, Movies, Botony, Shopping, Photography, French, Poetry, Coffee, Culture, Travel, Animals, Electronics, Tarot, Fairytales, Folklore, Myths/Legends, the creation story told in every culture, Jacques Derrida, Michel Foucault, social justice, what I'm going to eat next... you know, important stuff.

Hopefully at a party, club, or just chillin...

I'd also be down to chill at someone's house or a cafe, though... and I never say no to a little cuddlin.

Or perhaps I'm meeting you, because you can only gather so much from someone online, and I'd love to hang out. It beats the shit out of staying home alone on a Friday night.

I'm afraid I will always be alone because of my intensity. I'm well-liked by most people, but potential partners put themselves down and say they "don't deserve me," which is silly. Any genuine, loving person deserves me. It's not a competition between us.

You feel the slightest inclination, because "there are no coincidences". Brownie points if you can tell me who said that.

...your curiosity is piqued.

...you think your dead grandma has something important to tell you. (haha)

If we have odd things in common, like escaping a cult, loving Foucault, enjoying Gregorian chant, you love CrimeThinc, or you know that "Techno" refers to a specific and annoying subgenre of electronic music characterized by a 4/4 beat, 140-160 bpm, and long percussion breaks- and you scream with rage anytime someone insults you by using the term indiscriminately.

You know you wanna.