Isn't it time for a Rock-concert picnic in a wildflower meadow while we collect pink polka-dotted elephants and put them in mason jars? (Just like Grandma does with her peach jam!)

Too much? That's ok- I checked- all my jars are full of aborted giraffe fetuses anyway. If you'd rather, I'm good for a night of dancing to electro, industrial, rock, or new wave. Perhaps I'll throw my own cocktail party, watch a movie followed by a makeout session, curl up with a book, or discuss philosophy and ancient wisdom until the sun rises as we drive to the beach. Whatev. I'm down.

I am a well-dressed hippie, a firm activist, a sporadic artist, sometimes a raver, and above all a shaman, Soothsayer, and poet.

Adventure is a must. Novelty is my savior from monotony! I don't care if it's in- or out-of-doors, active, lazy, dangerous, stupid, smart, or safe-- JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW AND INTENSE!!!

I believe life is a massive joke. Or prison. Or both.

What can I say? "Consistency is not really a human trait." -Maude from Harold and Maude

J'adore le français, mais je le lire plus mieux que je le parle. J’adore aussi les chaussures nouvelles.

If I could fit in a box, the label would read: ONLY FRAGILE ON BAD DAYS. SHAKE IT UP!
5'11" 150 lbs. 28x32 pants 10.5 shoe s/xs shirt (And a mind too curious to keep in a box)

If you're wondering how I've answered so many questions and taken so many tests- I'm not entirely a loser, it's just that my nights of insomnia have added up over the years...

AIM: egosumuniversus - www.myspace.com/wildfirewyrm - www.ravelinks.com/forums/raver/wildfirewyrm

I am in a relationship with jolojot.

I go to Occidental College in LA, Critical Theory & Social Justice Major... it used to just be the Anthropology department. I also love biology and biochemistry, but science bothers me because it assumes that one can always compare and classify, when really most moments/things/places are so unique that comparison is inaccurate and ineffectual. I like literature because I appreciate it as art... and I never turn away from art.

My dream is to be curator of a museum or gallery. (And to live on the Mediterranean in a house I designed with my husband, garden, pets, and a view of Ibiza.)

Escaping being raised in a cult with my sanity still somewhat intact? Yes, we moved to Utah (UTARD) when I was four.

It usually just depends on what I ENJOY doing. I think I'm a fair poet, a excellent cook (by taste, not recipes or measurements), and great at baking. I do a tarot spread like none other! I'm really good at pirating software, music, and movies, hehe. I have an amazing eye for color-matching and design and whatever. I'm creative enough to entertain children for hours. I'm good at standing out. I like changing outfits a lot. I get bored easily, so I have to be creative enough to entertain myself.

If you're in the mood for a philosophical mindfuck, check me out in my friend's short film: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v15511989jQmTcQCd

Apparently I have amazing eyebrows, killer calves, and RLLY green eyes. (That's what people say...)

People also tend to notice my intensity. My bright eyes pierce your soul and you know that I'm completely present, while you squirm in anticipation of my next unknown move.

a. EXPECT RESISTANCE, Food of the Gods, The Dispossessed, The Greater and Lesser Key of Solomon, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Dark is Rising Sequence, LOTR, HP, Crime & Punishment, Tao te Ching, Paradise Lost, Woman Warrior, Flirting with Danger, Their Eyes were Watching God, 1984, Go Ask Alice, The Cannibible, From Chocolate to Morphine, Loving What Is, anything by Oscar Wilde, Emily Dickinson, E.E. Cummings, Milan Kundera, Sylvia Plath, ANNE SEXTON, Adrienne Rich, and anything on Erowid, anything by Neil Gaiman

b. Alice in Wonderland, Yellow Submarine, Dark Oz, Momento, Diary of a Sex Addict, Perfume, Stardust, Breakfast on Pluto, Run Lola Run, Pan's Labyrinth, Harold & Maude, Donnie Darko, Amelie, V for Vendetta, A Clockwork Orange, Ma Vie en Rose, Touch of Pink, Monster, Mulholland Drive, Rent, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Little Children, Chocolat, Beetlejuice, Moulin Rouge, Blue Velvet, Tank Girl, Mean Girls, A Home at the End of the World, Better off Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Best in Show, Adam & Steve, Blade Runner, Russian Dolls, Latter Days (I met Steve Sandvoss, the actor!), Indie and experimental films, anything directed or written by Alex Proyas

c. Tiesto, Vitalic, Dirty South, DJ Reza, DJ Jereonski, DJ Inphinity, Vandalism, Pendulum, Android Lust, DJ Eckoe, Burial, The Chemical Brothers, Poe, Ziggy Marley, Underworld, Infected Mushroom, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Cliks, Timbaland, Girlyman, Lady Sovereign, !!!, Icon of Coil, Covenant, David Guetta, The Smiths, Grateful Dead, NamNamBulu, Beborn Beton, The Faint, Savage Garden/Darren Hayes, The Hush Sound, Shiny Toy Guns, Ima Robot, Kate Nash, Neuroticfish, Helen Reddy, Depeche Mode, Garbage, Orgy, Tantric, Goldfrapp, The Sounds, Morningwood, Muse, Prototypes, U2, Ian Van Dahl, The Coral Sea, BT, Rufus Wainwright, Rilo Kiley, M.I.A., Delerium, Enigma, Conjure One, Rasputina, Scissor Sisters, Sneaky Sound System, Jefferson Airplane, Anything incorporating Gregorian chant, ELECTRONIC most any kind except Happy Hardcore- ug.

d. Anything NOT american. I especially like pesto, curry, and mole. I try to eat all-natural, but I find it hard to be entirely vegetarian.

No such thing. I'm just grateful I have this laptop I'm typing with.

However, here are SEVEN, (because I don't like even numbers), things I really really like: Ganja, Belgian ale, pirating, accessories of my own design, mayonnaise, bright and rich colors, & loud electronic music accompanied by flashing lights!

Esoteric wisdom, Mysticism, Ayurveda, Alchemy, Anarchy, Astrology (Vedic, Western, & Chinese), Etymology, Shamanism, Semiotics, Novelty Theory, Stoned Ape Theory, Art, Books, Movies, Botony, Shopping, Photography, French, Poetry, Coffee, Culture, Travel, Animals, Electronics, Tarot, Fairytales, Folklore, Myths/Legends, the creation story told in every culture, Jacques Derrida, Michel Foucault, social justice, what I'm going to eat next... you know, important stuff.

Hopefully at a party, club, or just chillin...

I'd also be down to chill at someone's house or a cafe, though. And I never say no to a little cuddlin'.

Or perhaps I'm meeting you, because you can only gather so much from someone online, and I'd love to hang out. It beats the shit out of staying home alone on a Friday night.

I like clingy guys.

"Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual."
-From Beetlejuice

You feel the slightest inclination, because "there are no coincidences". Brownie points if you can tell me who said that.

...your curiosity is piqued.

...you want me to be your vampire :->

...you think your dead grandma has something important to tell you.

If we have odd things in common, like escaping a cult, loving Foucault, enjoying Gregorian chant, you're a member of CrimeThinc, or most importantly, you know that "Techno" refers to a specific and annoying subgenre of electronic music characterized by a 4/4 beat, 140-160 bpm, and long percussion breaks- and you scream with rage anytime someone insults you by using the term indiscriminately.

JUST FUCKING MESSAGE ME ALREADY!