Ex-vegetarian, ex-gigging guitarist, ex-film librarian, ex-smoker, ex-lion tamer and fan of The Ex.

After over three years as assistant manager of East London's premier snooty film library, I am now chasing my dream of being a third sector temp and penniless author. After an even longer time gigging in various bands, I have dedicated myself to the world of fiction/ poetry and experimental prose.

Apples to Apples
Punching Steve Albini in the arm

My irrepressible joie de vivre.

Sunrise- F.W.Murnau, The Philadelphia Story- George Cukor, Stalker- Tarkovsky, High and Low/ Throne of Blood- Kurosawa, Good Morning- Ozu, anything with James Stewart in it, The Postman Always Rings Twice- James M. Cain, Most Vonnegut, Conrad, that old racist bastard, Chris Ware, Los Bros Hernandez, The Wire, Dekalog, Stars of the Lid, Nina Nastasia, Devo, Shellac, Earth, Chopin, Gould, Skip James, South Indian/ Sri Lankan thali, Chicago dogs, French steak, Spanish everything blah blah blah blah blah

A notebook
A guitar
My grumpy cat Ghostface Killah
Friends
Good food
Good booze
Sabbath (first four albums)

Yes, that is ten. But it is also the first four Sabbath albums. So, you know, suck it.

What fictional characters are thinking, sentence structures, grammar and interesting ways to procrastinate.

doing all 16 dances

I'm not no Limburger

you've already tried 6060-842