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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:23am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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OMG I HATE WRITING THESE THINGS YOU CANT SUM ME UP WITH A PROFILE I'M TOO COMPLEX!!! Just kidding. Like most people, I love filling out these things. If I didn't, I'd be on Manhunt searching for poontang, not here on OkCupid like some sexless social outcast.

I really don't know what else to say about myself except that I love Adventure Time and Seinfeld, and if you do too then we'll probably be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a music blogger floating aimlessly through life, looking for love when I've had too much to drink, buying things online that I don't need, and trying not to eat too much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at super inappropriate things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm skinny and always listening to music. Also, my humongous cock and billion dollar bank account.

The last two things are a total lie.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: My taste in books is pretty normal. Lolita, Catcher In The Rye, Breakfast at Tiffany's... Just obvious classics like those that everybody loves. I love a lot of different genres though, and am always keen to read something that will entertain me, touch me, or expand my mind.

Movies: Lolita (the original, not the shitty remake), May, Batman Returns, Tokyo Story, Smiley Face, Happiness, Showgirls, The Good Girl, Blade Runner, Mulholland Drive, Highlander, Battle Royale, Best In Show. I'm also obsessed with bad movies, and generally find them to be much better than 99% of the current mainstream stuff that's generally considered to be 'good' by most people. At least bad movies are funny and interesting in their ineptness.

TV: Buffy and Angel, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, The Comeback, Real Housewives of Wherever, Melrose Place, Adventure Time, Louie, Daria, The Walking Dead, The X-Files, Web Therapy.

I HATE Family Guy and can't handle being around it, so don't ever put it on if you invite me to hang out at your pad or I'll shank you with a pencil.

Music: Everything. My taste is very broad, but just for the record my favorite singer is Fiona Apple and I'm obsessed with k-pop and j-pop.

Food: Chocolate and avocado (not at the same time, though).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adventure Time
An extra pillow because I hate sleeping with just one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm constantly working, listening to music, or getting stoned to avoid having to think. That's the only way to block out the voice that tells me to kill.

I'm only kidding. Please don't close my profile! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No comment. This interview's over!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a weird crush on Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond. Also, that I watch Everybody Loves Raymond.
You should message me if
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You have a good and/or fucked-up sense of humor and are after a new friend.

You're a hot nerd. I worship hot nerds that play video games. Also, being tall helps.

You believe you could be the man of my dreams and you long to be inside me, both mentally and physically.

Don't message me if you're obsessed with your iPhone or if that Steve Jobs biography is listed as one of your favorite books.