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27 M Sydney, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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OMG I HATE WRITING THESE THINGS YOU CANT SUM ME UP WITH A PROFILE I'M COMPLICATED!!! Just kidding. Like most people, I totally love filling out these things and talking about myself. If I didn't, I'd be on Manhunt trawling for poontang, not here on OkCupid like some sexless social outcast.

I love music and watching Adventure Time and Seinfeld on repeat.

I'm after interesting people to chat to right now. Gay, straight, tranny, goat, ewok -- it doesn't matter to me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a music blogger floating aimlessly through life, looking for love when I've had too much to drink, buying things online that I don't need, and trying not to eat too much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at super inappropriate things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm skinny and always listening to music. Also, my humongous cock and billion dollar bank account.

The last two things are a total lie.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Prophet, Battle Royale, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Lolita, and Catcher In the Rye (that's like everybody's favorite book when they're a teenager, but I've clung onto it into adulthood).

Movies: Lolita (the original, not the shitty remake), May, Batman Returns, Smiley Face, Happiness, Showgirls, The Good Girl, Blade Runner, Mulholland Drive, Battle Royale, Best In Show.

TV: Buffy and Angel, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, The Comeback, Real Housewives of Wherever, Melrose Place, Adventure Time, Louie, Everybody Loves Raymond, Daria, The Walking Dead, The X-Files, Web Therapy.

Music: Everything. My taste is very broad, but just for the record my favorite singer is Fiona Apple and I'm obsessed with k-pop and j-pop.

Food: Chocolate and avocado (not at the same time, though).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Buffy & Angel DVDs
An extra pillow because I hate sleeping with just one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm constantly working, listening to music, or getting stoned to avoid having to think. That's the only way to block out the voice that tells me to kill.

I'm only kidding. Please don't close my profile! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No comment. This interview's over!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a weird crush on Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond. Also, that I watch Everybody Loves Raymond.
You should message me if
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You have a good and/or fucked-up sense of humor and are after a new friend.

You're a hot nerd. I worship hot nerds that play video games. Also, being tall helps.

You believe you could be the man of my dreams and you long to be inside me, both mentally and physically.

Don't message me if you're obsessed with your iPhone or if that Steve Jobs biography is listed as one of your favorite books.