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trouble2trouble

26 M Sydney, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:22am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
OMG I HATE WRITING THESE THINGS YOU CANT SUM ME UP WITH A PROFILE I'M COMPLICATED!!! Just kidding. Like most people, I totally love filling out these things and talking about myself. If I didn't, I'd be on Manhunt trawling for poontang, not here on OkCupid like some sexless social outcast.

I love music and watching Adventure Time. If you hate Adventure Time then you're probably boring and way too grown up, but I'll still talk to you if you're cute.

I'm just after interesting people to chat to right now. Gay, straight, tranny, goat, ewok -- it doesn't matter to me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a music blogger floating aimlessly through life, looking for love when I've had too much to drink, buying things online that I don't need, and trying not to eat too much.
I’m really good at
Laughing at super inappropriate things.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm skinny and always listening to music. Also, my humongous cock and billion dollar bank account.

The last two things are a total lie.

-_-
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Prophet, Battle Royale, Catcher In the Rye (that's like everybody's favorite book when they're a teenager, but I've clung onto it in my twenties), and Lolita.

Movies: Lolita (the original, not the shitty remake), May, Batman Returns, Smiley Face, Happiness, The Good Girl, Blade Runner, Mulholland Drive, Battle Royale, Best In Show.

TV: Buffy and Angel, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, The Comeback, Nana, Melrose Place, Adventure Time, Louie, Everybody Loves Raymond, Daria, The Walking Dead, The X-Files, Web Therapy.

Music: Everything. My taste is very broad, but just for the record my favorite singer is Fiona Apple and I'm obsessed with k-pop and j-pop.

Food: Chocolate and avocado (not at the same time, though).
The six things I could never do without
Music
Chocolate
Avocado
Porn
My Buffy & Angel DVDs
An extra pillow because I hate sleeping with just one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, music, the past, the future, and various other things that are inappropriate to write about on an okcupid profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games like Lana Del Rey's ex-boyfriend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a weird crush on Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have a good and/or fucked-up sense of humor and are after a new friend.

You're a hot nerd. I worship hot nerds that play video games. Also, being tall helps.

You believe you could be the man of my dreams and you long to be inside me, both mentally and physically.

Don't message me if you're obsessed with your iPhone or if that Steve Jobs biography is listed as one of your favorite books.