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30 Mobile, AL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 1
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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If I had a fresh flight suit and a shiny rocketpack, I'd blast off tomorrow and never come back.
What I’m doing with my life
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enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Picking my friends. Mining Netflix for gold. Wearing hats. Science. Writing. Cooking. Singing off-key and dancing like an idiot. Filling out online profiles poorly. Sentence fragments.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suppose you'd have to ask them because I wouldn't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Short History of Nearly Everything, Breakfast of Champions, Johnny Got His Gun, Kingdom Come, Running with Scissors, The Varieties of Scientific Experience: A Personal View of the Search for God, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. I like an innumerable number of comic books because I'm a geek. This is going to get really long if I don't stop.

Movies: Equilibrium, The Dark Knight, Say Anything, Groundhog Day, Seven

Tv: Louie, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Squidbillies, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Star Trek: TNG, Trailer Park Boys, The Wire, Freaks and Geeks, Sealab 2021, Legends of the Hidden Temple

music: lately it's been Florence + the Machine, Old Crow Medicine Show, Gotye, Alabama Shakes, Mogwai, Imogen Heap, Silversun Pickups, Mumford and Sons, The Postal Service, Brand New. This is another category that could get out of hand quickly.

Video Games: Final Fantasy Tactics, Barkley, Shut up and Jam!: Gaiden, Batman: Arkham City, Xenogears, Street Fighter 4, Civilization 4, Battlefield 3, Madden '94

Food: the edible kind. I love all foods. In my heart lives a 12 year old fat kid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, food, sleep, information, human contact
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the universe and how I fit in it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
me, somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have any swag.
You should message me if
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it suits you.