I am eccentric, playful, and smart.
My Self-Summary
I'm a
Burning
Man participant.
I am skilled with my
Yo-Yo.
I am
Polyamorous, and am interested in
polyamory in
general. My relationship status can best be described by 3-ethyl
8-methyl octane. (Add some O2 and some heat, and it might more
accurately model the stability of some of my past relationships.)
I'm dating a couple of local women, and a few not-so-local women.
(one is an international long-distance relationship.) I've only one
boyfriend, at the moment, but I'm dating a few local men
occasionally. I need to make that more frequent. Most of the people
I date are also dating other people. I'd say it was complex, but
it's not, really. I love lots of people, and many of them love me,
too. Safer sex is important to me, and my partners. We play
responsibly.
I'm an
ENTP on
Meyers-Briggs personality tests.
I'm a
Science
Fiction fan, and am addicted to
reading books. I've friends who are science
fiction authors, who have been published. (Carrie's third book is
coming out in a couple months. I'm really excited for her! Look for
"Kitty, and the Midnight hour", "Kitty goes to Washington", and the
upcoming "Kitty takes a holiday". She's a great writer. I'm excited
to read her next book!)
I'm a bit of an
agnostic, or an
atheist. I'm an
exmormon.
I've mild deformities, and am a bit more asymetrical than most
people are. I've birth defects that mostly affect my left hand, but
also a minor spinal problem (upper neck.)
I come from a large family. I'm the oldest of seven (7) kids; I
have two (2) sisters, and four (4) brothers. My youngest brother is
eighteen (18) years younger than I am.
I participate in the
SCA, which is like DIY ren faire. My ex-wife
is an amazing sword fighter, and quite intimidating with axes and
glaives. It's therefore very important to keep our breakup as
amicable as possible! ;)
I'm a sometimes home brewer. I am a beer snob.
I've recently moved to San Jose. My job contract in Santa Clara
came to an end. I'm searching for the next one. I anticipate my
next job will start soon.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find a better job, trying to participate in my social
life, trying to get back into home brewing and strange artwork. I'm
trying to build a better hoist frame for assembling my geodesic
dome at Burning Man, and trying to help take over the work on a
computer hardware technical review site, with some friends.
I’m really good at
I'm really good with my Yo-Yo.
I'm very skilled with Linux, and Computers in general.
I'm skilled at stimulating nerve endings, and enticing
imaginations. I remain fairly verbal while engaged in coitus, and
have been known to make use of this to great effect.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure... My smile? I notice that I can get others to smile
by smiling at them. I'm told that I'm cute. Oddly, most people
don't seem to notice my deformities on a conscious level. If I'm
not wearing much clothing, people do notice my scars. (I attend
burning man events. There are plenty of opportunities for people to
see me scantily clad, or unclad.)
I've posted a nice picture of me on a beach, that shows my arms
pretty well.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm an insatiable reader. I'm addicted to books. I don't know where
to begin describing who my favorite authors and what me favorite
books are.
I should mention my friends' books.
Carrie Vaughn has written
a series of fun stories and books about a werewolf talk radio DJ
named Kitty. Her fifth and sixth book are now out. Her books
are:
Kitty and the Midnight Hour
Kitty Goes to Washington and, coming soon,
Kitty Takes a Holiday.
Kitty And the Silver Bullet.
Kitty and the Dead Man's Hand.
Kitty Raises Hell.
I'm very proud of her. She's a cool person to be friends
with.
I tend to read Science Fiction. I'm reading some fantasy. I read
lots of historical accounts, and historical technical
documentation.
I like SF movies. I like movies with head games. I loved the
Prestige.
I listen to a wide variety of music. I like Abney Park, and
Rasputina. I like Einsturzende Neubauten. I love Kraftwerk.
Check out
Troublesturm's
Last.fm Profile for more info about the music I listen
to.
I love food. Food is very sensuous. I love exploring flavors. I
love Tapas. I love Italian food. I love Sushi. I Love Vietnamese
food. I love fiery hot mexican food (especially New Mexican food! I
Love Santa Fe! I Love Hatch green chiles!) I love good fusion food.
A Santa Fe Roll, which is a sushi roll with Salmon and Green
Chiles, maybe cream cheese. Very delicious!
The six things I could never do without
Friends Lovers Good stories Good food Surreal moments and
Interesting conversations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Computers, Art, Politics, Relationships, searching for a job.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not sure what constitutes a typical Friday night. On a typical
Thursday Night, I'll be wearing a strange costume, and riding my
cruiser bicycle through the streets of Boulder with a few hundred
of my favorite people, smiling, and having fun.
Well, that used to be a typical Thursday. I miss Boulder!
On a typical Friday night, lately, I might be trying out a new pub,
or at a party, or hanging out with a friend. or on a bus or train
en route to do one of these activities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
So, my profile comparisons often tell me I'm "MUCH MORE INTO DRUGS"
than most of the profiles I'm comparing mine to. That seems weird
to me. I'm not very much into drugs. I'm just rather well informed
about them, and have a strong opinions that they shouldn't be as
regulated as they are. For myself, I'm pretty happy with my
frequent caffeine and occasional alcohol indulgences. I might play
with things, out of a cheshire-catlike curiosity, but don't really
take drugs very often. I'm not fond of being too drunk, or stoned.
I don't like having difficulty thinking.
I'm multi-orgasmic, and very responsive to sensation. An
experimental lover of mine tried to see how long she could keep me
in a state of orgasm. She kept me there for 40 minutes. I plan to
remain her lover as long as I can get away with it.
You should message me if
You like Burning Man. You like Science Fiction. You like people who
are good with YoYos. You like urban exploration. You like abandoned
buildings. You like photography. You like silliness. You like men
with pretty long hair. You are interested in Polyamory.
Woo hijack! If you WOO me, I'll compose a short romantic poem and
send it to you. It'll be totally embarrassing, and likely
inappropriate... Probably bad haiku.
If you woo me, because you really think I'm hot, then send me a
message saying so. I'll still send you some bad poetry, but I might
also add you to my saved profiles, so i can stalk you... ;)