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troublesturm

35 / M / bisexual / Single

San Francisco, California

Tests he’s taken (96)

TestHis resultYour result
The Dating Persona Test The Loverboy (RGLM) Take it!
The Slut Test 79% Slut Take it!
The Politics Test Socialist Take it!
The Death Test Dead at 71 Take it!
The IQ Adventure Test Math (120) Take it!
The Virgin Game 57% Accuracy (highest: 57%, average: 57%) Take it!
The Unusually Accurate What Deity Should You Worship Test Mystery Take it!
The they're there their test. Grammarphile Take it!
The Asperger's Syndrome Test Unaffected Take it!
Are You Pansexual? Pansexual Take it!
What Gender do you Think and Feel Like? Wilting Romantic Take it!
The Do You Fear Being Naked Test You're 83% happy being naked! You perv . . . Take it!
The Absolutely Shortest Possible Test Ever, Test Ability = 100% Take it!
Test Your Sex Freak Factor Freak in a Box! Take it!
The Which Cult Should You Join? Test Baha'i Take it!
The totally, 100% accurate, infallible are you Wiccan test Yes, Totally Wiccan! Take it!
The "Are we compatible?" Exam Wow, you're good for me! Take it!
Male Nudity Test Mind Over Matter Take it!
Is your hair the wrong colour quiz Brilliant Brunette Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test Vocabulary Vixen! Take it!
What is the Measure of a Man? The Gentleman's Test A Modern White Knight Take it!
which god of chaos do you serve? champion of tzeentch Take it!
"Surviving The Singularity" Test Ready for Rennaisance Take it!
The what bad hairstyle are you test The Mohawk Take it!
The Passionate Love Scale PASSIONATELY IN-LOVE! Take it!
The Great Minds Advice Test Do Something Worth Doing Take it!
What Breed of Dog Are You?! Labrodor Retriever Take it!
The Should You Delete Your OkCupid Profile Test Don't go! Take it!
The Do I Want to See You Naked Test? Probably not... Take it!
The Facts Everyone Should Know Test Mediocre Take it!
The xkcd test xkcd-spert! Take it!
The Sexual Turn-ons Test The Passionate Lover Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test English Genius Take it!
The OkCupid Kissing Test The Real Deal Take it!
The Horrifying Stereotype Test Sports Dick Take it!
The "Could You Spot A Serial Killer" Test 46% Pure! Take it!
The Badass Secret Agent test? Remo Williams Take it!
The What Kind Of Killer Are You Test Take it!
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test Modern, Cool Nerd Take it!
The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test 100% Brain Cells Left! Take it!
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test 24% pure: Decidedly Perverted Take it!
How astute are you? Fast-witted Fox Take it!
The Which Music Genre Has the Best Looking Females? TEST (With Pictures) Metal Take it!
The How Well Do You Know Douglas Adams, and Hitch Hiker's Guide Test Douglas Adams Take it!
The Superhero Archetype Test From Another World, You're the Alien Hero Take it!
The Steampunk Style Test The Gadgeteer Take it!
The Even Shorter Test 100% done! Take it!
The LONG Scientific Personality Test ENFP - The Champion Take it!
The Anarchy Test Anarchist Take it!
Quick-n-Easy "Am I Gay?" Test Bisexual Take it!
The Zombie Apocalypse Personality Test The Assassin Take it!
The Steampunk Archetype Test The Roguish Pirate Take it!
Four traits in Bed, "wanna know yours test"? The Unforgettable! Take it!
The shortest possible test 100% Completed! Take it!
The How San Francisco Are You? Test Native Dweller Take it!
The Imaginary-Job Employment Test The Rogue! Take it!
The Strip Club Etiquette Test 78 % strip club etiquette Take it!
The Do You REALLY Want A Date This Weekend! ..Seriously! Test 95 - Next! (doing it!) Take it!
The Ethical Quandary Test The Martyr Take it!
The Online Dating Lechery Test Playful Take it!
The Could you be an ethical polyamorist Test 94 % Variable #1 Take it!
The What Do You Know About Children, Anyway? Test 80% kid smarts Take it!
The What Type of Villain Are You? Test Next-Door Assassin Take it!
The Purity Test 90 % Purity - Very Impure Take it!
The How Monty Python Are You? Test 56 Monty Pythoness - Lumberjack Take it!
The Voight-Kampff Replicant Detector Test 12 Fast emotion, 5 Slow emotion, 7 Lo Take it!
The "Do You Get It?" Test Empathetic Ed[na] Take it!
The What Planet Are you REALLY from Test Is actually from: Saturn Take it!
The How Sexual Are You? Test The Sex-Fiend Take it!
The what is your music style Test 60 The Rockstar, 62 The Popstar, 66 T Take it!
The real life sex Test 82% sexpertise Take it!
The how fuckable are you? Test 83% - " The Punching bag" Take it!
The Close-up photographs Test 56 recognizability, 19 imagination, 29 Take it!
The Monty Python & The Holy Grail Test 92% Worthiness - King Arthur Take it!
The How Geeky are YOU! Test 71 Geekness Take it!
The Polyamorous Test 89% True Poly, 0% Only for the Sex Take it!
The Do you know how to eat pussy Test 150 on the pussy eating test Take it!
The Penis Knowledge Test 49 penis knowledge Take it!
The Space Adventures in Sector Zed Test Successful Return! - 10 Violations Take it!
The I don't do mundanes Test 89% sex, 91% not sex - Mal Take it!
The King Warrior Lover Magician Test 124 scale1, 146 scale2 - Magician Take it!
The Dirty Mind Test 96% Dirtiness - "Filthy" Take it!
The do you understand diabetes Test 84 Take it!
The Can You Play This Game? Test 19% geek comp, 22% taste comp, 15% misc Take it!
The Techie's Acronyms Test 100% - "1337" Take it!
The D&D Alignment Test Neutral Good. 46%% lawful, 82% Good Take it!
The What Breed Of Dog Are You Test Border Collie Take it!
The HOW MISERABLE WILL YOU MAKE ME Test 89% compatibility - Rare Gem Take it!
The Multiple-Choice Voigt-Kampff Test 47 human, 52 replicant Take it!
The are you insane Test 65 insanity Take it!
The Urban Legends Test 68% Grip on Reality Take it!
The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test Judas Iscariot Take it!
The Mythbusters Test 65% CORRECT Take it!
The I.Q. Test 41% - Your IQ is 51-100 Take it!
The Sexuality Spectrum Test Bi/Slightly Straight Take it!
The Star Wars Personality Test Artoo Take it!

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