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My self-summary
aspiring historian, campsite connoisseur; rarely stressed
What I’m doing with my life
reading and writing, riding my bike, chillin, trying to be nice
I’m really good at
finding my way
The first things people usually notice about me
my beard maybe
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
that's a lot to ask, but... edward abbey and john steinbeck, lots of historical non-fiction; the big lebowski; seinfeld; young thug and patsy cline; mexican food pretty often
The six things I could never do without
color, conversation, good beer (basically any beer), mountains in the distance, history, coffee in the morning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
girls, the future, space
On a typical Friday night I am
I've been known to drink beers and climb roofs, but usually nothing special
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kinda hate this app and that I'm on it. I especially hate the dynamics of posturing and people lying about themselves and everyone being "into adventures" and "laid back." I like to think I'm an exception to the rule but who fucking knows.

on the flip side, despite seeming like a cold, apathetic, disenchanted misanthrope on my profile, I'm actually really nice and passionate in person, possibly funny. I've also been told I'm handsomer irl (and not by my mom, who has never seen my okc profile -- at least I hope not). so now that I've bared my soul and written too much and seem like an arrogant prick, wanna date?
You should message me if
you're radder than your profile lets on; you have a healthy relationship with selfies (i.e., no car selfies... come on); you've got stories to tell; you know what travi$ scott means by the "antidote;" you're jaded and want to commiserate

or, if you want to go on either one lukewarm and thus eventually self-loathingly drunk date that's done by 8:30pm, or like three amazing dates followed by forreal hangouts and a lifetime of happiness that I could tell my parents about and they'd be stoked -- though not really sure about this second option bc I've never gotten that far.