It's a very successful circus show, and due to the most unpleasant circumstances, we're now looking for a new LION TRAINER.
**Please note that this is not a regular circus, but a democratic circus... Meaning instead of forcing the animals to perform tricks, we try to talk them into it. This sometimes leads to unexpected results, but hey, THE MONEY IS GREAT!
1. Candidate has to like cats...No matter how fat they are.
2. Candidate has to have good physical skills, especially running.
3. Candidate has to have great verbal skills and must be funny. Sound weird, but it's true.