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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 11
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I play hard.
I work harder.
I love cities in the nighttime.
I am a master at destroying/losing phones.
I have a weakness for boots and fancy soaps.
Food: the weirder the better.
I am a music snob and I apologize in advance.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, working, working, and training myself not to sleep in the nude.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Predicting who will win RuPaul's Drag Race.
Roasting a chicken to perfection.
Parallel parking.
Making small to medium sized fires.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm kind of quiet? That I have nice eyebrows?

I have no idea...

Alright, fine. It's the boobs. It's always the boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Neruda. Winterson. Highsmith. Olmstead. Sedaris. N. Baker. Sexton. Tea. Ames. I'm a sucker for gritty, gut-wrenching, feel everything to the bone love and pain and loss and hope stuff.

I don't watch movies very much unless I'm with someone. For some reason my brain refuses to let me think it's okay to watch them by myself. 'High Art' is a favorite. 'I Really Hate My Job' makes me really happy. I have a soft spot for Leslie Nielsen movies.

I'm going to skip the shows I watch because I'd just list them and leave out the ones I'm too embarrassed to admit I watch.

I swear I don't do this on purpose but people have commented on my playlists being "all about sex".

Food is just...
I could go on and on about food. It's better face to face, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brother.
Music that blows my mind.
Knowing in the back of my mind during the more single parts of my life that one day, yes, there will be sex in my life again.
'Epithalamium' by Neruda.
A little isolation every now and then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A much needed road trip.
Fancy food.
Artsy fartsy stuff.
Rainy days at home.
Dim sum Saturdays.
Marine biology.
Playing elaborate mind games on my dogs.
Investigation Discovery.
And all the stuff in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Until recently... Dancing my face off.

Now it's mostly just TV show marathons, Hawkers takeout, bottles of wine, and some gay boys. My knees have been quite appreciative.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This is bad.

Every time I type something I think "c'mon, bro, you know you can go way more private than that!"

Soooo... just going to leave it at that then.
You should message me if
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If above all else you are respectful and compassionate to others because there is honestly nothing more attractive than a lovely person.