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26 Laguna Beach, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 19, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One time somebody came up to me on the street and said, "I recognize you from "OkCupid!" That was weird. Please don't do that if you see me.

I'm a closeted nerd. I'm sarcastic. I like to cook. I have a dog. I play tennis. I like TV. I live by the beach but suck at going to it. I like concision.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I had specifics about my job on here at one point, then got scared of getting murdered, so now I'll just tell you individually if you don't seem like a criminal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ping pong. No really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lips?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Give yourself Goosebumps and other childhood adventures. Game of Thrones.

Movies: Shawshank. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'

TV: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Modern Family, New Girl, etc, etc.

Music: Alternative/indie rock, but "Turn Down For What" is also a beautifully written song.

Listing favorite food is an impossibility. I cook a lot of Italian and love Japanese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Burt's Bees. Is that six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to make for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually going out with friends, realizing it's not that much fun, then remembering we have plenty to drink, board games, and a TV at home.

Or maybe Disneyland.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kiss my dog on the mouth. Well, I guess he kisses me on the mouth. I don't object.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like going out as much as you like staying in, and you'll put up with (and also dish out) sarcasm.