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34 M Salem, OR

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Cliffs of Moher, Ireland. I saw several midgets, but no actual leprechauns. And no pots of gold.

On my work website, we are all cartoons.

I'm probably contemplating why I'm holding an empty glass.

Not my dog. Or my yard. I've always liked dogsitting. Sure, I'll stay in your house that's better than mine and eat your food and drink your booze. No problem.

Fortunately, that is not Schlitz in the glass.

It is quite possible that I'm laughing at my own joke. And that no one is laughing with me.

At the Rogue hop farm in Independence. Beer!