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39 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 31–52
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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When we had to paint our own faces in 3rd grade art class, every other girl made a doll face with pink cheeks. I slathered on devil red, added evil black eyebrows and goatee, then turned upside down and shook my hair into a hellish mess. Haven't changed much since then.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to make everyone's lives a little more ridiculous.

I'm a professional magician. I will also admit to having been a clown. And (gulp) an accordionist.

For a living, I perform, teach circus arts to children, and demonstrate tricks in a magic shop.

Disclosure: I am 4 years older than it says above. If that's a problem, fair enough.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Headstands, dumpster diving, painting things lurid colors, research on arcane topics, listening to my friends, producing live goldfish from thin air.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My teeth. They're pretty big. And that my clothes don't match. And that I have an obnoxiously large vocabulary.

Update: I recently got a half sleeve tattoo of Alfred E. Neuman as the goddess Kali. Love me, love my...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Duck Soup, The Jerk, The Forbidden Zone. Kusturica's films (Black Cat White Cat, Underground). Hitchcock. The cartoons of Chuck Jones and the Fleischer Bros.

Reggie Watts!

Books: Hard to narrow down. Confederacy of Dunces, Wallace Stevens, Master and Margarita, Harpo Speaks, ...can I come back to this question?

I spend hours poring over old magic publications.

Music: Beastie Boys. Brass bands, especially Balkan. Missy Elliott. Old mambo. Sydney Bechet. I like to play French songs and klezmer on my accordion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bicycle. Rubber chickens. Neuroplasticity. My friends. Semicolons. A flexible schedule.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing a show, or performing in one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a teenage crush on David Letterman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can hang out with a happy weirdo. Better yet, if you are one yourself.

If you live more than 5 miles away from me, I must politely pass*.
If you list any works by Ayn Rand, I must pass and make a face.

*I get lots of questions about this. Here's the reason: I have an elderly dog, and his needs have recently intensified. Not great for dating, I know.
PS The dog also hates Ayn Rand.