I have two dogs who are basically my kids. They enjoy terrorizing my house guests and occasionally peeing on the floor. I imagine that's fairly similar to having kids.
I go to the gym often and enjoy staying in shape. I typically lift weights, but I also do yoga and run from time to time.
Like just about everyone, I have my quirks. I don't eat a lot of things for health purposes. I could go into a 2 hour lecture why, but you would probably rather enjoy watching paint dry, grass grow, etc.
I have a unique talent for winning radio contests where you have to call up and be caller number x (Sometimes you have to answer a question too). Since high school, I have probably won about 10 times. You should be jealous or impressed. Maybe both.