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29 Melbourne, Australia Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 11, 2014
5' 1" (1.56m)
Body Type
High school
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), French (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm nice. and I do too have morals.

So let's see.... Life 's a ball and I'm upwardly mobile, whatever that means. A golden ball moving up, expanding out. I admit that I love to gossip. I smile all the time and laugh as much as I can. I like to drink, sing, drive around, color, dance, kiss, sleep and read. I'm from Colorado. I like it when the colors are in their right places. I speak from my heart, except when I lie. Episode 9 was traumatizing.
I love my job. I like swimming at night. I hate wearing a wristwatch.
I like nature.
actually I love nature. and porn.

I am articulate, starry-eyed, and confused.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I landed here in Melbourne and they told me I could look at naked girls all day, surrounded by amazing people, play on the computer, and be paid for it, I said ok. I go to work with bells ringing and skirts swishing, I kick my bare feet under my desk and listen to Radiolab. Lucky me!
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably the long furry antennae unfurling from the top of my head. i get a lot of comments on those.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
.a. sirens of titan - kurt vonnegut, still life with woodpecker - tom robbins, vox - nicholsen baker
poets: rumi, cummings, nizar quabbani, pablo neruda, leonard cohen, anne sexton
.b. true romance, adaptation(anything written by charlie kaufman), resevoir dogs
.c. broad, from go sailor to tom waits. it depends on whether im driving, dancing, drinking, singing or nursing a hangover.
.d. figs, pomegranites, bokchoy, raw fish and other pansy things like that. i spend a lot of time in the produce aisle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually buzzed, and laughing. Sometimes my feet move. I like it best when I can sing as loud as I want... And I can sing very, very loud. A forest is good, a pub is good, live music, cigarettes curbside, a fire, a new friend, and old friend, a kiss.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to film your orgasm.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
youre not afraid of a little awkwardness because you know that getting past is it so gratifying, and
you like drinking coffee casually with smart people, or
you want to sit in the sun and sing togther, or
you like eating, or
you're intrigued by the idea getting naked with me and my [male] partner, or
you're intrigued by the idea of getting me naked in front of your partner, or
you want to talk to me, or
all of the above, and...