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25 M Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:22pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
If I could somehow make it so I didn't have to talk about myself to a wall built by the internet, this process would go a lot easier. But here goes nothing. :)

To start, my name is Troy. My sign is Aquarius. I like long walks on the-- just kidding. I have a full job right now working with autistic children at a developmental center to help them with life skills. It's been a super cool and rewarding job. In fact, I've been really interested in pursuing it as a career if I can just get a few more certificates that will give me better pay.

I have 6 tattoos. But I'm fairly certain that number is going to reach an uncountable amount.

I am a musician. That used to be my full time job. I don't look it, but I got mad pipes, yo. Also pretty dandy guitar skills. I used to just write songs all day every day and currently I have close to 230 in my song bank. Just waiting for money so I can make my first record a reality.

I used to go to film school but then decided that was waaaay too hectic and decided to become a music producing major. Totally did not dodge the stress bullet with that degree change. But I absolutely love it.

In my spare time I hang out with my friends and hope to god I don't spend too much money in a week so I can't get gas. It's a never ending battle, but so far I'm winning.

That's pretty much the first layer of who I am. There are other more interesting layers, but this is enough for a self summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching autistic kids and makin' money! It's been a good time these past few weeks.
I’m really good at
Being honest and sometimes brutally so. Even to the point to where it can get uncomfortable cause I'll just be blunt.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have pretty awesome eyes. Oh, I am a fat man. But I can run like an Olympian. I'll foot race ya.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books include:

Dark Tower series, Harry Potter Series, Song Of Ice and Fire series, I Kill Giants, Old Man Logan, Daredevil comics, and Pet Semetary.

Favorite movies:

Hard to say, there are a lot. I'll stick with Django Unchained, Fistful of Dollars, Evil Dead, and The Thing.

Music: The White Stripes, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Wu Tang Clan, Notorious B.I.G., Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Ben Folds Five. Many more but those are my current favorites.

TV SHOWS: Breaking Bad, Community, Arrested Development, Terriers, Walking Dead, South Park, The League, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse, Firefly, and many more

Favorite food: Pizza, lobster, and steak. If you can somehow make me a lobster and steak pizza, I'll marry you right now.
The six things I could never do without
1. My guitar
2. My computer
3. My phone
4. My xbox
5. My bed
6. 3DS!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about my future. About where I'll end up or who I'll be with in the future. Allllll THAT jazz.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually hanging with friends or writing music or something. I'd like to have a more active social life though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend entirely too much money on vinyl records.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If drawing a hitler mustache and a half robot face on Abraham Lincoln on a 5 dollar bill and calling him Abraham Hitlertron is funny to you.