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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 22, 2013
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel like most people deserve a conversation outside this box. Plus I was never good at the "elevator pitch" (I like the stairs better anyway) but here's the CliffNotes:

I'm a social person. I am positive and optimistic. I appreciate people who don't take life / themselves too seriously. I'm high-energy. I'm quite expressive and excitable. I like to do new things. I enjoy traveling to new places and exploring outside the gates of a resort. I may have life ADD - undiagnosed so far - but I don't like routine and I like to stay busy. (This has also prevented me from acquiring a specific life-long hobby.)

I connect best with people who are intelligent, driven, passionate, caring, and who can hold a conversation on an array of topics / who are witty and can quip back and forth with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I am a consultant. I work hard (and a lot of hours) and I'm pretty driven and ambitious; however, I consider my job as a means to an end (namely, a source of funding to enjoy life and pay off student loans).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- I can bark amazingly well - people have been known to confuse it with a real dog's bark
- having conversations - I'm especially good at talking, but I've been known to listen, too
- connecting with people
- getting lost in parentheticals when writing (I use a lot if you haven't noticed [and I'm not sure if brackets come next, like they do in math])
- making people laugh
- making second impressions
- folding clothes - no wrinkles on my watch
- making lists on OKCupid
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Isn't this something you should be able to answer?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. friends
2. my iphone
3. coffee
4. outside
5. travel (is travel a 'thing'?)
6. daily quiver matches, obviously
bonus. britney spears music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people think it's acceptable behavior to talk in the bathroom. It's not.

Why Cascada made a dance song about evacuating the dance floor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go out to bars a lot (I'm sure you can name the ones I frequent, nothing too underground). I enjoy dinners with friends. I enjoy large get-togethers with friends. I also really enjoy sitting with someone I care about and talking with them.
You should message me if
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Message if any of the following apply:
- You have an answer to "The first thing you noticed about me is..."
- You think my attempt to sound compelling worked and you're remotely interested in me
- You think I deserve a second chance to make a first impression
- You're bored and want to chat