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25 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Danish (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
I quit my boring job, sold my stuff and found myself working as a real cowboy and painting with aboriginals in the middle of the Australian outback. I have taught myself how to play the banjo and now I have packed what remains of my stuff into my car and relocated myself to Texas, where for the past two years I've found myself painting and teaching 5 year olds and writing run-on sentences. Go figure. :)

I am always working on some project be it a band poster or a 150 sq. ft mural, and i basically live at epoch coffee shop. Also I am in an old timey sting-band called Dusty Bull. We play at local squaredances and stuff so come out and dance!

Life is good.
I’m really good at
pouring a perfectly swirled soft serve ice cream, going barefoot over a variety of harsh terrains, climbing trees, spray-painting private property . . .
The first things people usually notice about me
How awesome whichever hat i'm wearing is.
i wear long sleeves and pants even in 100+ temperatures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: YES.
i just finished Breakfast of Champions and it makes a close second favorite Vonnegut book. (Cat's Cradle still takes it in a fight though on sheer plot points)

Movies: Yes also. Sci Fi of any sort.
TheLifeAquaticWall-eStarWars is probably my favorite movie. The lightsaber battle between Bill Murray and the fat captain from the Wall-E ship is cinematic genius to be sure.

(I just saw her play, i wasn't even sitting in the concert hall and it was still one of the best live performances i've ever seen)

RADIO!: i am working on a way to convert NPR into a liquid and administer it intravenously.

Food: SPICY. We're talking the kind of spicy that sublimes your tounge and throat into a roiling cloud of sulfuric acid. mmmm
The six things I could never do without
my sketchbook and a ballpoint pen
my banjo
my bike
hats of all shapes and sizes
my tent
bourbon . . . or maybe guinness . . . no bourbon . . .
cheesy jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
DUI (drawing under the influence)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes i drink sriracha right out of the bottle.

And i just blew up one of my roommates christmas ornaments with her boyfriends BB gun. Oops....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you managed to read this far on my profile. ( i sort of owe you a response at least after all that reading and youtube watching)
you like tents and mountains
you are a merry wanderer of the night.
you know what mocochinchi is and where i can get some in Austin