Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you asked me to describe my life as quickly and accurately as
possible, I’d look you square in the eye and say, “I would have to
say it’s almost exactly like a combination of Wayne’s World and
Clerks 1” as I tried not to laugh while trying to convince you that
I’m serious. Unlike my most excellent, fictional heroes I can’t say
that I host a weekly, public access TV show. However, I do
volunteer my time as a promoter and booker for local bands. I can’t
say my line of work has ever landed me groveling at the feet of
Alice Cooper, it has landed me some of the most fun and epic nights
I’ve ever had. But on the flip side, one thing that the Heavy-Metal
Dynamic Duo and I for sure have in common (our love of Metal aside)
would be the ability to make a simple trip into a grand scale
adventure…especially when surrounded by my close friends or when
“Bohemian Rhapsody” just, “Happens” to start playing. As for being
able to answer the question of whether or not the independent
contractors that were working on the second Death Star when it was
destroyed were innocent or not --- Yes. I believe they were. Also,
Greedo shot first. But aside from being able to debate hypothetical
realisms in Star Wars like my favorite set of Clerks, I can’t say
that I work at either a crappy video store or in gas station. In
fact, I work in a warehouse where my title is, “Team Member”.
Although the place has never closed down to have hockey practice on
the roof, I’m surrounded by some of my closest friends for hours at
a time. Needless to say, it’s pretty difficult to find a dull
moment throughout the day.
I’m currently a single parent of none, meaning that when I’m not
helping Unity Productions or processing incoming inventory and
you’re lucky enough to catch me between adventures, I can be found
in my humble abode either relaxing on the couch watching TV, lost
within the pages of a book or article, lurking the internet,
building towards becoming a virtuoso, or occasionally sleeping. As
for these excellent adventures I continually reference, good luck
trying to find me is all I have to say. There’s no telling where I
could turn up. From the aisles of Wal-Mart to discovering a new
trail in the woods and everywhere in between, it’s all my
playground. I’m just as happy sleeping in a tent after an all-day
kayaking adventure as I am sipping on a caramel macchiato or
Redbull while walking down Bardstown Road being obnoxious and goofy
with my friends. Seeing as I’m a very curious and inquisitive
person, I love trying out new activities and foods. I pride myself
on my open-mindedness. Anything is worth trying once as well as
every story is worth hearing once.
But, as for now, that’s all the time I have left for this section!
Tune in next week as the format of said profile could change
entirely! If you’d like to find out more, feel free to shoot me a
message! I assure you, my mailbox is open! Party On, Mysterious
Potential Date! Party on, Tyler!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it, that's for sure!
But speaking more seriously, I'm currently on a path of
self-discovery, if you will. I'm weighing my options and seeing
which path will be best for me in the future, in terms of
education, a career, the location best suited to my future
endeavors, and of course the best way of accomplishing those goals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing as I do my best to always remain in a happy mood and I have
a ridiculous amount of optimism, I'm always good at lightening the
mood and putting a smile on someone's face.
I also a natural affinity for computer systems (both hardware and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually, the first thing someone notices about me is that I can
come across as a bit awkward. I worry about making a bad first
impression and sometimes that causes me to come as either quiet or
awkward. Now, if my worry doesn't get the best of me, then it's
quite common for me to hear that the first thing noticed is my
goofy nature and that I can get a bit loud at times.
In terms of looks, I've always been told it comes down to how thin
I am, my nose, or my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book would be 1984 by George Orwell OR The Icewind Dale Trilogy by
Movie = Wayne's World. Hands down.
Music = It truly depends on my mood because I can listen to
something from any genre and find something that I like.
Food = Sushi, as it is the greatest thing in existence.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6.) The Minor Pentatonic Scale
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'll be in the next few years. I have a lot of different
ideas that bounce around in this tiny brain of mine. What sort of
job will I have, what state or country will I be living in are two
questions that I'm always asking. What if Chaos and Reason gets a
big break? What if I built up the motivation to get back into the
gym? When will I meet another girl and how long will this one
Those are the most common questions on my mind (amongst
others..you've gotta ask for those)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this, "typical" you speak of? Does not compute.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've always wanted to be on Jackass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The better question is, "Why shouldn't you message me?"
...Wait...don't answer that. I'm a bad influence. Didn't your
mother teach you to not talk to strangers!?
But in all honesty, because I have a high entertainment value.
That's probably the best reason.
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