Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you asked me to describe my life as quickly and accurately as
possible, I’d look you square in the eye and say, “I would have to
say it’s almost exactly like a combination of Wayne’s World and
Clerks 1” as I tried not to laugh while trying to convince you that
I’m serious. Unlike my most excellent, fictional heroes I can’t say
that I host a weekly, public access TV show. However, I do
volunteer my time as a promoter and booker for local bands. I can’t
say my line of work has ever landed me groveling at the feet of
Alice Cooper, it has landed me some of the most fun and epic nights
I’ve ever had. But on the flip side, one thing that the Heavy-Metal
Dynamic Duo and I for sure have in common (our love of Metal aside)
would be the ability to make a simple trip into a grand scale
adventure…especially when surrounded by my close friends or when
“Bohemian Rhapsody” just, “Happens” to start playing. As for being
able to answer the question of whether or not the independent
contractors that were working on the second Death Star when it was
destroyed were innocent or not --- Yes. I believe they were. Also,
Greedo shot first. But aside from being able to debate hypothetical
realisms in Star Wars like my favorite set of Clerks, I can’t say
that I work at either a crappy video store or in gas station. In
fact, I work in a warehouse where my title is, “Team Member”.
Although the place has never closed down to have hockey practice on
the roof, I’m surrounded by some of my closest friends for hours at
a time. Needless to say, it’s pretty difficult to find a dull
moment throughout the day.
I’m currently a single parent of none, meaning that when I’m not
helping Unity Productions or processing incoming inventory and
you’re lucky enough to catch me between adventures, I can be found
in my humble abode either relaxing on the couch watching TV, lost
within the pages of a book or article, lurking the internet,
building towards becoming a virtuoso, or occasionally sleeping. As
for these excellent adventures I continually reference, good luck
trying to find me is all I have to say. There’s no telling where I
could turn up. From the aisles of Wal-Mart to discovering a new
trail in the woods and everywhere in between, it’s all my
playground. I’m just as happy sleeping in a tent after an all-day
kayaking adventure as I am sipping on a caramel macchiato or
Redbull while walking down Bardstown Road being obnoxious and goofy
with my friends. Seeing as I’m a very curious and inquisitive
person, I love trying out new activities and foods. I pride myself
on my open-mindedness. Anything is worth trying once as well as
every story is worth hearing once.
But, as for now, that’s all the time I have left for this section!
Tune in next week as the format of said profile could change
entirely! If you’d like to find out more, feel free to shoot me a
message! I assure you, my mailbox is open! Party On, Mysterious
Potential Date! Party on, Tyler!