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tttempted

59 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 48–62
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is somewhat difficult - I'm a genuine nice guy who is not boring or desiring to be bored. I look forward to exploring and new experiences and the whole spectrum of the world interests me, but creativity and music and travelling currently occupy most of my time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm looking for that perfect someone, not someone who is perfect, just perfect for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Think I've got it: The following is humor, not real

I probably should have written in my profile that I have the unique ability to take all the usual profiles cliches and still be done by lunch. It goes like this: first I rent a Harley and drive to Lake Mille Lacs. (this is the outlaw, motorcycling, love going up North part) Then, I run across an open field to the edge of the lake where I know that there is a l-o-n-g dock. (this is being active, enjoying nature, and being near the water part) Next, I walk the entire length of the l-o-n-g dock, throw fish food out to the fish and jump in the lake (this shows that I love long walks in fresh air near a lake, love animals (at least fish), and love being in the water or/that I can follow directions when being told to go jump in a lake or to take a flying leap) Next, I swim to the beach, dry myself off and go to lunch at a nearby humble little hole-in-the-wall Mom & Pop Cafe that makes the best hamburgers and has ice cold beer. (this shows that I actively engage in fitness activity of swimming, remember to mind my appearance and not drip on anyone, have an appreciation for those cute little out of the way bistros, am humble, like American food, and am living the online dating American Dream. Lets see anyone online top that! And of course there is much more to be said about after lunch, happy hour, ...etc, stay tuned :)

Of course, I am more laid back than that and way more interesting as a real person. I'm gonna guess you are too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My confident extrovert attitude or my brown eyes or that we make eye contact. The second thing is that I'm incredibly handsome or that I've dropped several hundred Euros and a passport that reads "James Bond"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love all forms of music, except for non-music like Rap or sing-a-long hip hop or overwrought opera. I do read a lot of any and all sorts - try to avoid best sellers unless reputable reviews suggest real merit and value.
Love movies in almost every form, even chick flicks. Thats not to say that I don't discriminate regarding total crap, but and love all kinds of seafood.
Movies are special. I apologize, but the list is so wide and endless. Just to say, there are many that I love, many that I like, some that I'll tolerate and bunches that are less than any sort of rating by me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As of today:

my sense of peace
humor in all forms
my grown up daughter
traveling to there
creativity unconfined
an appreciation of beauty, always
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
exploration in life and the billions of people, places and things yet to be experienced. As I read profiles, I'm totally struck by the lack of any reference to sex. Some do say that they like to cuddle, but is that a code word for being intimate to the Nth degree? Most people on here have a perception of intimacy for themselves now and in the future, why not mention that as a reality and not be so parochial like its somehow demeaning or insulting or worse?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully meeting you, the love of my future life or ... out with friends for people watching or working in a creative capacity at home or weather permitting, sitting at an outdoor patio sipping a delightful beverage and breathing in the night. Then, there's the better or worse than typical...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm ready to admit that online meeting is so limited, not that the participants are limited but the communication of spice of life and real impressions is far outweighed by cliches and platitudes that have become so trite that they are meaningless. If all you want is some kind of anonymous gratification, there are better ways to achieve your goal. If you should happen to really want to connect with someone, then be open to the aspect of a friend, lover, emotionally and physically someone who you would want to hold you tight and be your best friend too. Unless of course, your goal is to be the longest non-participating member here and not to be a former member.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to introduce yourself and experience serendipity or if you've just had a bad time and think you might appreciate being appreciated. Good feelings, no charge!