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tubajohn23

26 Clearwater, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update time! As time goes on, people change, and so must their OKC profiles! :)
Well, to be blunt, I am attracted to complexity. Perhaps it is because I live my life very simply. I go to work, play and listen to classical music, go out to eat with my sisters when I get the chance, and my chill time is usually invested in reading a book or sitting around watching obscure films.
I like to think that I have a complex mind, but it doesn't manifest itself behaviorally. I am apathetic when it comes to physical presentation, so my clothing/dress may not always be "kosher".
I don't have body mods, but I'm really attracted to people who do. I gravitate toward space-like things; anything to do with space travel, cosmic consciousness, ET life, feeling planet energies. I also find comfort in reading post-structuralist continental philosophy, when I get the chance. :P
I am sarcastic, emotional, loyal, selfish, loving, lover of nature and mother earth. I'm not a very exciting person, just in my head. O_o
There are several ways in which I deviate from the norm to the point where in makes people feel uncomfortable. For one, most people entertain possibilities while I believe in possible actualities.

Secondly, I am polyamorous and pansexual. I don't expect you to be, so likewise you should not expect me to be mono and straight.

I was born and raised by/with women so the only way I know how to interact with most anyone is as an equal. Meaning, I don't "play games". I'm very blunt and forthcoming and this can be off-putting to most people. I have absolute respect for people's boundaries so I will ask before I do anything, even a kiss.
Most times my demeanor can be described as austere and somber. My sense of humor is old-fasioned and revolves around very bad puns!(This is your warning!lol)
I really just want someone to share love and experiences with at the moment. I have little to no social life and hope to change that soon. Please feel free to ask me anything. I am an open book. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working, living life to the fullest, and looking to move in with my two sisters soon. I enjoy developing myself spiritually and physically. I'm quite punny most of the time, so if you don't like them you won't like the cheese that is oozing out of my brain constantly. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tuba, cooking, ufo research, sex, sleeping, eating, loving nature and others, musical intuition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to smile. I'm very affectionate, attentive, and caring. I'm well-spoken, even though my grammar sucks ass. :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything written by Michel Foucault, Alan Watts, great spiritual masters, or ufo authors. Love classic sci-fi films, star treks, star wars, aliens, ET, Cocoon(if you know what this movie is I will fucking marry you!), some older films.
I mainly enjoy classical music, romantic era, modern, impressionist.
Food: I'm getting into healing foods, macrobiotic, raw, vegan, ayurvedic. mmmm.... :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sisters, indian food, critical thinking, love, nature(mother Earth), my computer. :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society at large, current issues of the day, applying critical theory to blow politics off it's high-end ass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home doing chores and practicing or Going to a karaoke bar, or watching family guy episodes online.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a conspiracy theorist. Well, theoretically. ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wish to inquire further into my fucked-up mind. :)