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25 / M / straight / Single

Bellevue, Washington

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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I am Vengeance, The Night, and Batman.

My Self-Summary

Oh man have you people found a sweet profile! This is some premium internet text here!

I'm a game developer/nerdy dude/but I also get out! I have a variety of hobbies and tend to pick a new one every 2-3 months.

I'm laid-back, stress-proof (or at least very stress resistant!), like to solve problems, patient, all that good stuff.

STOP
HAMMER TIME!

What I’m doing with my life

I've recently achieved my childhood/life-long dream of being a game developer/designer. I own part of a studio, and it's just as amazing as I'd hoped it would be. Having my education/job stuff settled, I know who I am/what I want out of life.

With that out of the way I've been focusing on the more fitness-and-social aspect of my life. I also like cooking and various arts and/or crafts!

I’m really good at

1. Programming
2. Designing
3. Completing a task I've set out to do
4. Entertaining myself
5. Reading between the lines
6. Making good friends

The first things people usually notice about me

If it's a big social situation it will usually be some ridiculous joke. Otherwise, most people are surprised I actually look like my pictures.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movies: Action/Comedy - I thought shoot'em up was pretty awesome, and I'm a happy clam in front of a super hero movie. If a drama is good enough they can trick me into watching it.

Music: I enjoy most genres of music, though if left to my own devices tend to lean towards more electronica and funk. Been really into chiptunes lately, but also completely acoustic stuff too. I'm picky about vocals; they have to be really well done or it ruins songs for me.

Books: I go more for short stories than big novels because the authors tend to get to the point. I'm not super picky on authors though. I like a good mystery, comedy, or sci-fi tale.

Food: I very much enjoy cooking and not-cooking! Amazing steak = amazing, Asian food/sushi = excellent, cheesecake=bliss.

The six things I could never do without

1. Computer and Internet - It's my work and many of my hobbies
2. Underpants - Something needs to keep everything in its proper place!
3. Vision - Sight is probably my favorite sense
4. Limbs - I like to be able to do things
5. Music - I would be a sad panda without music being able to pump me up
6. Friends/Family - You realize how awesome these things are when they're not in abundance

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Various hypothetical situations, both ridiculous and not. Many times it is how one fictional character or another would deal with the hulk and how awesome of a fight scene it would be.

I also tend to think about little problems and solutions I can make to them.
And I think of other hobby projects I can do!
I come up with my best ideas on the toilet.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out with my friends at an upscale bar, enjoying a fine beverage and delicious food!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm not very good at riding a bike. There is a video of me as a young child threatening a bike with a hammer if it didn't start working right. Yes, I was an angry kid, thankfully I grew out of that...

You should message me if

You're awesome!
You like games and other nerdy things!
You're more of an indoorsy person or at least can put up with someone who is!
Want to be treated well!
Enjoy footrubs!