- Jon Stewart
"He sucks at playing basketball but he's one of our biggest fans so there's that."
- Former University of Arizona Basketball Coach, Lute Olson
"9 times out of 10, he can fix it. That 1 time out of 10 though, he'll fuck it up royally more than it was."
- Bob Villa, former host of, "This Old House"
"The guy has lived here his whole life. Which may seem crazy but you can't question his love for Tucson."
- That old guy who's drinking in the corner of the Buffet Bar and Crock Pot every night because he may actually live there.
"During Christmas, he's one of the Electric Company's favorite customers."
- Clark Griswold