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Last online
Dec 11, 2014
5' 9" (1.75m)
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
And so we plod in to 2012...

Another year, maybe our last if those crazy Mayans and their calendar are to be believed...would it be such a bad thing? It'd be exciting that's for sure...Speculation...

Anyway's enough of that rubbish...Alright, How's it going?

Haven't rewritten this for a while, this covering letter, of myself to the masses. I don't think I have ever seen anyone in one of these "self summaries" say something along the lines of "YES! Self summary WOOOOOO! God I love writing about me, it's my best subject!"
Should be, everyone should be pretty good at telling people about themselves shouldn't they?
I'm kind of a geek.
I'm a movie quote fiend, the one thing I seem to absorb out of all others is film quotes, mainly comedies, any Arnold Schwarzenegger - he's my hero (in an ironic way, well sort of)
I've been told I'm funny, I can be, I try to see the humour in all things, not necessarily always appropriate but I try to take the joy everywhere and to all..
I read a lot, a lot more than the average person it seems? People don't like reading anymore...I don't get why it's seen as such a bad/uncool thing to do, books are just films, better than films even in some cases.

Just an average Joe, 20-something male, love games, films, music, drugs and alcohol, although not so much of either anymore!

Don't really know where to take this beyond here...So I guess I'll sign off...Hope it hasn't been too much of a chore to read and you continue on...If not oh well no biggy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I STILL work in a Chandlery, apparently STILL no one knows what one of these is!? - message me for further info..
Time to pull my finger out, learn to drive! Really should be doing so now, even though it is a vastly expensive and stressful habit
Beyond that not alot...Same Shit, Different Day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Basically everything? - this still stands...
13/01/2012...Still everything, I did a quick check...pretty much got it all down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Loudness, its definitely how loud I am...Then maybe the eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot of books! I like reading, it's a great thing to do! Authors to note: Joe Abercrombie, Stephen Hunt, Terry Pratchett, China Meiville, Michael Marshall Smith...
Books people should read: The Sisters Brothers, Perdido Street Station, Kraken, The Gone Away World, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Name of The Wind.

I love loads and loads of films...pointless listing them all really, its a good thing to talk about...

I listen to all sorts of music, People might be happy to know I found my iPods, this is good news, headphones are still broken, only work in one ear, one iPod only plays in one ear, I should really learn to look after my stuff...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bits and bobs, this and that...all sorts, probably too much, can never remember any of it, in and out just like that!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably in, but maybe if I'm/You're lucky I'm venturing off to the pubs in Hamble or possibly heading into Southampton itself...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a massive douche...just don't tell anyone else.
You should message me if
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Because I'm bored, and you're probably bored as well?