I'm pretty simple.

I've lived in Maryland my entire life, excluding the two months I spent in Denver. When I was 19 I moved to Ocean City and lived in a apartment big enough for one person, with 5 people, for the summer. I've been to most of the 50 states, but MD is where my heart is. Driving through the mountains and canyons of California and Arizona is beautiful, but I could never live there.

The seasons are very important as far as I'm concerned; I'd like to keep it that way.

I love comic books and am working on writing one right now. For years I've struggled to come up with something I'm passionate about, only to discover that I've known what it was the whole time.

Most people may not hold graphic storytelling to any kind of merit, but I do. Right now I'm trying to decide if being a project manager is really my calling in life. Or if there's something wayyyyy less boring.

I'm guessing less boring. Maybe bowling as a profession wouldn't be so bad. If I could only get my average above 130.

:/

Now that I'm finally in my 30s I've finally afforded myself the comfort and stability most people achieve in their teens or 20s!! Things are going well. Maybe I'll teach myself how to play drums. I'm a single cat dad which is hard sometimes but we manage.

Listening, bowling, having my heart broken by the Redskins year after year, being a smartass, locking myself out of my house, leaving my car lights on, paying bills on time, grocery shopping, cooking, being a single cat dad which again is hard but ultimately soooo rewarding.

I've been getting a lot of compliments on my beard. How short I am. My perfectly round butt.

a) Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Neverwhere, American Gods, Watchmen, Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron, HP Lovecraft

b) A Lot Like Love, Babe: Pig in the City, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Summer School, Eternal Sunshine..., Loverboy, One Crazy Summer, Out of Sight, Fletch, Fletch Lives, Dumb and Dumber, Starman

Television: Eek! the Cat, Friday Night Lights, Northern Exposure, The Office, Six Feet Under, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel

c)Lightning Bolt, Dinosaur Jr., Replacements, The Cars, Bob Dylan, Neko Case, Drag the River, Dolly Parton, Gwar,

I've been listening to the Pretenders a lot lately. Khanate. Sebadoh. Josh Rouse. Pig Destroyer.

I'm just going to go ahead and put pizza for five of these and family for one.

What to do next. Pizza.

Happy! Everybody's workin for the weekend. Going to bed early. Spending the weekend in Philly or New York, or somewhere that isn't Maryland.

My unapologetic obsession with pop culture, shitty television, and terrible movies.

You dont start a conversation with 'What do you do for a living' or 'Where did you go to school?' I'm more interested in actually getting to know a person than in discounting them due to their accomplishments, or lack thereof.

You are interested in pizza.

I'm not interested in any one type of person, body type, or classification. personally I think everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt until they prove otherwise.