I'd like to find somebody I can converse, relax, explore, and share beliefs/pot/nerdy interests with... there's probably other stuff too.
I like nature, animals/insects, and exploring outdoors...but I also really like technology, documentaries/cartoons, and remaining stagnant indoors. I enjoy discussing and debating complex topics with people (political ideas, social issues, life) just as much as talking stupid/meaningless stuff. I know Baltimore pretty well; I'd like to also learn more about other places. I'd definitely like to find someone to travel with. I like blah blah blah--who am I kidding? No one is reading this whole thing!
Paying more attention to my friend's pets than I do them.
Having far too many pets...
TV shows: Netflix TV series marathons!
Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Boondocks, Squidbillies, Trailer Park Boys, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Metalocalypse, X-Files, Aqua Teen, Tim and Eric, Venture Brothers, Ren & Stimpy, and Cow & Chicken.
Food: I loved KFC's Buffalo Snacker [R.I.P.]...and any other buffalo chicken. Mocha Frappé. Fruit. I wish I had the energy to chop a giant bowl of strawberries everyday because I'd eat that shit.
Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, Hellraiser, Inglorious Bastards, Bronson, Lord of the Rings, and nature/animal documentaries. --oh! And The Room, Birdemic and Thankskilling.
Books: I admit that I don't read a whole lot of novels but I liked Alice in Wonderland and Lord of The Flies. I do read some comics from time to time. Mostly DC (Batman, Green Lantern)
Trees (of both the oxygen and tetrahydrocannabinol producing varieties)
But specifically: etymology, deep-sea ocean creatures, how long humans/society will exist, what amazing pets I could eventually have (anteaters?..Fuck), prehistoric animals, conspiracies, why KFC hates me when I was so loyal (possible conspiracy?), how so many people are okay with being ignorant, and pangolins.