Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I composed a message that stood out more than "hey" or "what's
up?" huh? Good for me!
I'd like to find somebody I can converse, relax, explore, and share
beliefs/pot/nerdy interests with... there's probably other stuff
I like nature, animals/insects, and exploring outdoors...but I also
really like technology, documentaries/cartoons, and remaining
stagnant indoors. Sexists and racists can go ahead and skip me
unless you want to debate. I enjoy discussing and debating complex
topics with people (political ideas, social issues, life) just as
much as talking stupid/meaningless stuff. I like video games like
Resident Evil, Dead Space, Batman Arkham series, and Final Fantasy.
I know Baltimore pretty well; I'd like to also learn more about
other places. I'd definitely like to find someone to travel with. I
like blah blah blah--who am I kidding? No one is reading this whole
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get the groundhog in my backyard to eat my offerings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering/regurgitating rap lyrics.
Paying more attention to my friend's pets than I do them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"How old are you? 15???"-I get it, I look younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I can appreciate something from most genres. I like to hear
music that makes me think and feel. Mostly hip-hop. Blue Scholars,
One Be Lo, Jellyfish Brigade, Akala & Lowkey.
TV shows: Netflix TV series marathons!
Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Boondocks, Squidbillies, Trailer
Park Boys, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, Metalocalypse, X-Files, Aqua
Teen, King of the Hill, South Park, Venture Brothers, Ren &
Stimpy, and Cow & Chicken.
Food: I loved KFC's Buffalo Snacker [R.I.P.]...and any other
buffalo chicken. Mocha Frappé. Fruit. I wish I had the energy to
chop a giant bowl of strawberries everyday because I'd eat that
Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, Hellraiser, Inglorious Bastards,
Bronson, Lord of the Rings, and nature/animal documentaries. --oh!
And The Room, Birdemic and Thankskilling.
Books: I admit that I don't read a whole lot of novels but I liked
Alice in Wonderland and Lord of The Flies. I do read some comics
from time to time. Mostly DC (Batman, Green Lantern)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Trees (of both the oxygen and tetrahydrocannabinol producing
This question isn't supposed be answered literally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about everything, I tend to think and day dream a lot.
But specifically: etymology, deep-sea ocean creatures, how long
humans/society will exist, what amazing pets I could eventually
have (anteaters?..Fuck), prehistoric animals, conspiracies, why KFC
hates me when I was so loyal (possible conspiracy?), how so many
people are okay with being ignorant, and pangolins.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
So everyone on OkCupid equally likes going out and staying in on
Fridays? Hmmm I'm going to go ahead and pick a side: staying in,
smoking, making food and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to own llamas. I don't believe in any deity. I say "the sky
looks really pretty!" at least once a week.
You should message me if
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You have a cool pet...or any interest in my profile.
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