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26 Rosedale, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:13am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I composed a message that stood out more than "hey" or "what's up?" huh? Good for me!

I'd like to find somebody I can converse, relax, explore, and share beliefs/pot/nerdy interests with... there's probably other stuff too.

I like nature, animals/insects, and exploring outdoors...but I also really like technology, documentaries/cartoons, and remaining stagnant indoors. I enjoy discussing and debating complex topics with people (political ideas, social issues, life) just as much as talking stupid/meaningless stuff. I know Baltimore pretty well; I'd like to also learn more about other places. I'd definitely like to find someone to travel with. I like blah blah blah--who am I kidding? No one is reading this whole thing!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get the groundhog in my backyard to eat my offerings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering/regurgitating rap lyrics.
Paying more attention to my friend's pets than I do them.
Having far too many pets...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"How old are you? 15???"-I get it, I look younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I can appreciate something from most genres. I like to hear music that makes me think and feel. Mostly hip-hop. Blue Scholars, One Be Lo, Jellyfish Brigade, Akala & Lowkey.

TV shows: Netflix TV series marathons!
Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Boondocks, Squidbillies, Trailer Park Boys, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Metalocalypse, X-Files, Aqua Teen, Tim and Eric, Venture Brothers, Ren & Stimpy, and Cow & Chicken.

Food: I loved KFC's Buffalo Snacker [R.I.P.]...and any other buffalo chicken. Mocha Frappé. Fruit. I wish I had the energy to chop a giant bowl of strawberries everyday because I'd eat that shit.

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, Hellraiser, Inglorious Bastards, Bronson, Lord of the Rings, and nature/animal documentaries. --oh! And The Room, Birdemic and Thankskilling.

Books: I admit that I don't read a whole lot of novels but I liked Alice in Wonderland and Lord of The Flies. I do read some comics from time to time. Mostly DC (Batman, Green Lantern)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Imagination
Buffalo Chicken
Trees (of both the oxygen and tetrahydrocannabinol producing varieties)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about everything, I tend to think and day dream a lot.
But specifically: etymology, deep-sea ocean creatures, how long humans/society will exist, what amazing pets I could eventually have (anteaters?..Fuck), prehistoric animals, conspiracies, why KFC hates me when I was so loyal (possible conspiracy?), how so many people are okay with being ignorant, and pangolins.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
So everyone on OkCupid equally likes going out and staying in on Fridays? Hmmm I'm going to go ahead and pick a side: staying in, smoking, ordering food and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to own llamas. I don't believe in any deity. I say "the sky looks really pretty!" at least once a week.
You should message me if
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You have a cool pet...or any interest in my profile.