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tunetard

34 M Berlin, Germany

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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probably important to point out is that i am in a well functioning, mature open relationship.

alternately wipe my nose on my sleeve dirty punk kid and knicker-bocker wearing post modern dandy. alternately passionate, commited, and loud culture nazi/strident political dissident and lazy, diffident, sleepy home dweller. dj. am a skilled drunkard/nightowl, but am also trying to learn to balance that with productivity and mental acuity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
way too much and way too little in equal measure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running my fucking mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The trail of broken hearts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books Current list: Primarily a folder entitled "PDFs to Read" that includes stuff from my academic brother and the trawl net i throw across the internet. and Simon Critchely- Infinitely Demanding: Ethics of Commitment, Politics of Resistance. Hadn't quite realized it would be a jargon-y academic philosophy book. I am down.

Movies: Are great to get through the days when I don't feel like getting out of bed. I am, in fact, trying very hard to break an addiction to watching movies I care little about as a form of procrastination. I used to work at an indie video store and an indie movie theatre. My favorite movie, despite this, is Shakes the Clown (the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies).

TV: On break until Archer and Rick and Morty come back.

Music: Just saw Neutral Milk Hotel on that reunion tour. Also just played at Panorama Bar for the OYE Records party (I work at OYE Record Store). I also am a musician.

Food: is incredibly important. My earlier answer was too long. I talk about food a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
norepinephrine, sodium chloride, melatonin, dihydrogen monoxide, leukocytes, the troposphere.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, duh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, playing in some club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I promised a friend I would admit this: I once had sex with my ex-wife while she was throwing up.
You should message me if
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you want to "bone down" or at the very least can come up with an more embarrassing, horrible way to describe having sex with someone.