Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate life, love, romance, laughter, pop music, kids, pets,
gardens, cartoons, maroons, balloons and ice-cream*, not
because those silly matters should never be allowed anywhere near a
reasonable, rational individual, but because next to no-one knows
how to do all of the above properly. Yes, I possess standards very
few ever heard of, and not going to hum and haw about that
*not precise quote from a well-forgotten novel about a woman who
hated about everything. Then she was told about Positive Mental
Attitude and managed to relax a little. Then she found a dude, and
all that turned easier. That's what I call motivating read!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
wasting it in any possible way, learning how to do that
practicing stupidity that I usually consider controlled, but alas:
wishful thinking, stupidity is a hard case
Moscow Psychological Operations, Red Detachment 2351.
Desperately trying to figure out if trolls upgun or gun up. English
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading books, watching movies, surfing internetz... sunbathing on
the beach, too
but best of all I am at listening to some music
The first things people usually notice about me
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half-hobbit, half-a-troll, a great deal angel, and prolly a lil bit
of godzilla... turbo godzilla maybe, see I am in the process of
finding n fixing my identity that's been a lil bit lost
lately... not to forget integrity, too... this has nothing
to do with yall though. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS MORANS!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have read something... and seen... and heard... am I not fifty
after all? Now, as Pelevin said, "I'd like to leave my so-called
rich inner content at a nearby disposal dump." Exactly. Just need
to, like, reboot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in this order. Actually, I can do without that alright, but it's so
hard to bear!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to stop that stream of rubbish going on inside the head that
bored me to death and get refreshed finally... well, you can do
something about that though... run it backwards, for example,
shuffle randomly, so forth... or at least count elephants.
Elephants help. As well as whales and trees.
. Yesss, I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
open to invitations and suggestions on how to socialize more, any
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(whispers) My English is still far from normal condition. (blushes)
You should message me if
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either you are sick and tired, simply tired, totally fed up, bored,
jaded, majorly disappointed, desperate, dazed & confused,
exhausted, baffled, astonished, disgusted, screwed up, freaked out,
you just find this profile amazing
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