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turbo_ahealen

55 F Moscow, Russia

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 50–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate life, love, romance, laughter, pop music, kids, pets, gardens, cartoons, maroons, balloons and ice-cream*, not because those silly matters should never be allowed anywhere near a reasonable, rational individual, but because next to no-one knows how to do all of the above properly. Yes, I possess standards very few ever heard of, and not going to hum and haw about that anymore.
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*not precise quote from a well-forgotten novel about a woman who hated about everything. Then she was told about Positive Mental Attitude and managed to relax a little. Then she found a dude, and all that turned easier. That's what I call motivating read!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
wasting it in any possible way, learning how to do that nicely;
practicing stupidity that I usually consider controlled, but alas: wishful thinking, stupidity is a hard case

Moscow Psychological Operations, Red Detachment 2351.
Desperately trying to figure out if trolls upgun or gun up. English is hard!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading books, watching movies, surfing internetz... sunbathing on the beach, too

but best of all I am at listening to some music
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
beauty
half-hobbit, half-a-troll, a great deal angel, and prolly a lil bit of godzilla... turbo godzilla maybe, see I am in the process of finding n fixing my identity that's been a lil bit lost lately... not to forget integrity, too... this has nothing to do with yall though. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS MORANS!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have read something... and seen... and heard... am I not fifty after all? Now, as Pelevin said, "I'd like to leave my so-called rich inner content at a nearby disposal dump." Exactly. Just need to, like, reboot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
socialization
attention
admiration

in this order. Actually, I can do without that alright, but it's so hard to bear!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to stop that stream of rubbish going on inside the head that bored me to death and get refreshed finally... well, you can do something about that though... run it backwards, for example, shuffle randomly, so forth... or at least count elephants. Elephants help. As well as whales and trees.

Also, this. Yesss, I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
open to invitations and suggestions on how to socialize more, any
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(whispers) My English is still far from normal condition. (blushes)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
either you are sick and tired, simply tired, totally fed up, bored, jaded, majorly disappointed, desperate, dazed & confused, exhausted, baffled, astonished, disgusted, screwed up, freaked out, (comfortably) numb

or

you just find this profile amazing

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED (REGARDING UNEXPECTED SHUTDOWN OF JOURNALS)