aloof introvert constantly making irreverent comments about things people seem to care about. sometimes i wake up in a good mood and i am pleasant to be around.

my favorite word is effluvia, my biggest pet peeve is pants, if i could be any animal i would be dead

now you know everything

having it all

nail biting
sleeping
getting free food
bad jokes

wow that girl is glaring at me

maldoror, paradise lost, justine, hell, nausea, notes from underground, the angels of perversity, la-bas, last exit to brooklyn, our lady of the flowers, nonfiction

crybaby, death becomes her, videodrome, blue velvet, lolita, sleepaway camp, being john malkovich

30 rock, king of the hill, twin peaks, nova

curry pizza taco indian buffet everything yes please

http://www.last.fm/user/MILKANDDAIRY
i hate everything except country and rap

death in june, pissed jeans, modettes, marine girls, dolly mixture, boyd rice, bauhaus, christian death, black sabbath, burning image, total control, rudimentary peni, saccharine trust, lydia lunch, throbbing gristle, the petticoats, flux of pink indians, pentagram, strawberry switchblade, coil, no trend, void, arab on radar, malaria!, big black, brainbombs, clockcleaner, lowlife, pagan altar, monte cazazza, chelsea wolfe, for against, merchandise, omega tribe, little nemo, :)

good oral hygiene
my cat and confidant, javier
internet connection
beer
butter
whatever

messerschmidt sculptures, rococo furniture, romanian witches, pineal gland activation, what is 'dad step'?, kelly bundy, sebastian horsley, bolognese venerina, laurel canyon, heinz zander, basilius valentinus, the decadent movement, rosamond purcell, matt "daemon", arthur rimbaud, sascha schneider, cognitive dissonance, medieval beastiaries, morose delectation, scaphism, "the potato of the humid tropics", intarsias, french libertines, the leader of the luddites, the society of the friends of truth, sedlec ossuary, the quattrocento, supersigils, sadism, ary scheffer, ebru painting, netsuke, finnish murder ballads, codex gigas, brother theodore, the apocalypse tapestry

motorboating a stray dog i found at a party, subsequently letting him lick my feet

i feel like a toe ring lost in a butthole