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tutike

29 M Reading, UK

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Romanian (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mocking people who forward chain letters, or believe in astrology
Dating this (Daffodita) overly attached, barely legal chick that picked me up on okcupid
Working as a software dev
Trying to train my cat to not run away when I try to pet her
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding faults in other people or other people's work;
Spouting uninformed statements about areas outside my expertise.
Finding things to fix around the house when I should be working on something more important.
Spotting pseudoscience nonsense
I also used to be rather good at sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm less weird than my friends say I am;
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
- Authors: Frank Herbert, Isaac Asimov, Philip K. Dick, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Alan Moore, Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Feynman, Stephen Hawking;
- Individual books: Ender's Game, Starship Troopers, The Wheel of Time series, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings trilogy, 1984, The Invisible Gorilla, Song of Ice and Fire series;

Movies:
The 'classic' Star Trek movies, the original Star Wars trilogy, Serenity, Equilibrium, first Matrix movie, Caveman, The Dark Knight, Seven Samurai, Fight Club, Leon, Dr. Strangelove, Amelie, Das Boot, Sin City

Documentaries:
Pretty much anything by Richard Dawkins, David Attenborough, Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Brian Cox

Shows:
Penn&Teller's Bullshit, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report,
Odyssey 5, all Stargate series, all but the original Star Trek series, Firefly, Mushishi, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, Life on Mars, Excel Saga, New Girl

Food:
Romanian, Italian, Indian, Japanese, Chinese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Computers
2) Running water
3) Personal hygiene items (soap, toothbrush, nail clippers, scissors, etc)
4) Books (either physical or audiobooks)
5) Mobile phone(s)
6) Company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to take over the world, Pinky
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, at the computer either talking to friends, watching a movie or listening to an audiobook.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Philosoraptor says: Is is still private if I admit it to everyone?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You only use SMS-style (eg: y r u l8) ironically
- You are not too serious about your superstitions