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tutike

30 Reading, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 6:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Romanian (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mocking people who forward chain letters, or believe in astrology
Dating this (Daffodita) overly attached, barely legal chick that picked me up on okcupid
Working as a software dev
Trying to train my cat to not run away when I try to pet her
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding faults in other people or other people's work;
Spouting uninformed statements about areas outside my expertise.
Finding things to fix around the house when I should be working on something more important.
Spotting pseudoscience nonsense
I also used to be rather good at sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm less weird than my friends say I am;
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
- Authors: Frank Herbert, Isaac Asimov, Philip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett, Alan Moore, Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman;
- Individual books: Ender's Game, Starship Troopers, The Wheel of Time series, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings trilogy, 1984, The Invisible Gorilla;

Movies:
The 'classic' Star Trek movies, the original Star Wars trilogy, Serenity, Equilibrium, first Matrix movie, The Dark Knight, Seven Samurai, Fight Club, Leon, Dr. Strangelove, Amelie, Das Boot

Documentaries:
Pretty much anything by Richard Dawkins, David Attenborough or Carl Sagan

Shows:
Penn&Teller's Bullshit, Odyssey 5, all Stargate series, all but the original Star Trek series, Firefly, Mushishi, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, Excel Saga

Food:
Romanian, Italian, Indian, Japanese, Chinese. And pretty much else. If it's edible, I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Computers
2) Running water
3) Personal hygiene items (soap, toothbrush, nail clippers, scissors, etc)
4) Books (either physical or audiobooks)
5) Mobile phone(s)
6) Company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to take over the world, Pinky
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, at the computer either playing video games, watching a movie or random YouTube stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mandatory evasion using humour: Is is still private if I admit it to everyone?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You only use SMS-style (eg: y r u l8) ironically
- You are not too serious about your superstitions