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mustlovebalrogs

29 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My screen name is fine but I really wanted: mustlovemustlovedogs. It wouldn't fit.

I dance too much for drinking so little.

The best pizza is the pizza that's in my mouth.

I'm way funnier than you will ever think.

My childhood lies somewhere between Tideland and Blank Check.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've spent far too much time finding out what I want out of life. I can now happily say that I'm on a path to get that. Finishing my Bachelor's and looking to get my Doctorate in Clinical Psych. The downsides is bills are still a thing, so when not advancing my education I'm shilling out coffee for people that don't care what coffee tastes like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation. I really really like getting to know people. I hope this doesn't come off as invasive, but small talk is for bullshitters. Guess what? Chicago has weather, whether you like it or not. I like medium to real talk. How much can one really get to know someone if you ask them about bands and deep dish pizza? I also ask rhetorical questions.

I don't judge. We all come from different places and have different perspectives because of it. I'm gonna show off my nerd here, but one of my favorite quotes is by Gene Roddenberry: "The universe is infinitely diverse." How about we celebrate that thought instead of bickering over snacks?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you enjoy terrible puns, I have incredible punmansship. It's actually a problem. Wordplay is foreplay. If you do not enjoy puns, I assure you this isn't going to work out.

...I'm working on a show that gets to the bottom of seafood restaurants and their so called "farm-fresh" fish. It's called Filetbusters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Silmarillion, Palahniuk, Klosterman, Siddartha, Shorter David Foster Wallace, I'm working up towards Infinite Jest. I'm also reading a lot of Nietzsche, and would like to read more Sartre, Camus, and de Beauvoir.

Movies: Children of Men, Back to the Future, The Squid and The Whale, Trainspotting, Adaptation, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Shows: The Wire, Battlestar Gallactica, Louie, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deep Space Nine
I liked True Detective so much I turn into Jimmy Fallon when I talk about it.

Music: Boards of Canada, Animal Collective, Fuck Buttons, Talking Heads, Radiohead, Kanye West, A Tribe Called Quest, Daft Punk, Beck, LCD Soundsystem, Wilco, Dan Deacon, Grizzly Bear, Caribou, The Books, Grimes, Phantogram, Fleetwood Mac, Depeche Mode

Food: Indian food, Cornbread
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Thought
Language
Existence
Reality
Deep shit
Limp Bizkit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything all of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work and/or homework
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an open book. As I said before, we all have our stories. Just ask.

No amount of money will make me care about zombies, vampires, or your cat.

Seriously, I'm never serious.
You should message me if
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I'm juggling a lot of things right now. School and work full time, projects, and general self-care. I would like to meet new people, however a long-term relationship is not going to be conducive for me right now.
If you'd like to have fun and get a beer, I'm always gonna be down for that.