tweek13190
26 Dundalk, MD
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My self-summary
Hey I'm Danny. This is what I'm looking for...

Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
(Yeah, just because)

And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3am
She's still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3am
She's still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
What I’m doing with my life
Softball and pool teams. Playing Magic: The Gathering. Taking care of Grandmama.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Winning fast with my Mono-Red Aggro deck. RIP R/G Aggro and R/W Burn.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess that I seem absolutely weird or completely fucking hilarious depending on how they take my sense of humor lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Star Wars novels, The Hunger Games, The Walking Dead Comic, Visual dictionaries, Magazines, Batman comic, The New Avengers comic, more and more comics.

Music: BLINK 182, Beastie Boys. Pop Punk, ThriftShop.

TV: The Office, Parks and Recreation, The League, Tosh.0, Community, Monday Night Raw, Friday Night Smackdown, The Soup, Conan, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Dan Lebatard is Highly Questionable.

Movies: Star Wars, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, X-men: The First Class, Super Bad, Movies with Stone Cold Steve Austin, Movies from China, Anchorman, The Hunger Games.

Food: Matthews Pizza, Cheese Steak Sub, Fettuccine Alfredo, Teryaki Chicken, Crab Rangoon, Crab Cakes, Fried Shrimp.
The six things I could never do without
1. FAMILY
2. Gracie Noel Kupfer (My Niece)
3. The Baltimore Orioles
4. Magic: The Gathering
5. World Wrestling Entertainment
6. Josie (See Self Summary)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sports, My life, Star Wars, Funny stuff, Completely random facts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working or playing Friday Night Magic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I have Tourettes Syndrome.
You should message me if
If you want to. If you know the song in my self summary.
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