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tweek13190

24 Parkville, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I'm Danny. This is what I'm looking for...

Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
(Yeah, just because)

And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3am
She's still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3am
She's still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at Five Below in Arundal Mills Mall. Playing Magic: The Gathering. Taking care of Grandmama.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Winning fast with my Mono-Red Aggro deck. RIP R/G Aggro and R/W Burn.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess that I seem absolutely weird or completely fucking hilarious depending on how they take my sense of humor lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Star Wars novels, The Hunger Games, The Walking Dead Comic, Visual dictionaries, Magazines, Batman comic, The New Avengers comic, more and more comics.

Music: BLINK 182, Beastie Boys. Pop Punk, ThriftShop.

TV: The Office, Parks and Recreation, The League, Tosh.0, Community, Monday Night Raw, Friday Night Smackdown, The Soup, Conan, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Dan Lebatard is Highly Questionable.

Movies: Star Wars, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, X-men: The First Class, Super Bad, Movies with Stone Cold Steve Austin, Movies from China, Anchorman, The Hunger Games.

Food: Matthews Pizza, Cheese Steak Sub, Fettuccine Alfredo, Teryaki Chicken, Crab Rangoon, Crab Cakes, Fried Shrimp.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. FAMILY
2. Gracie Noel Kupfer (My Niece)
3. The Baltimore Orioles
4. Magic: The Gathering
5. World Wrestling Entertainment
6. Josie (See Self Summary)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sports, My life, Star Wars, Funny stuff, Completely random facts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or playing Friday Night Magic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I have Tourettes Syndrome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. If you know the song in my self summary.