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tweemoonie

31 F Newark, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Vietnamese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bubbly and polite, originally from the South, so yes there is that Southern hospitality thing (no twang, sorry!) - I can hold my own with most, but prefer to stay quiet. I have an addiction to Izze Sparking Juices and coffee and Harry Potter (Twilight, blech!).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, sleep, work, sleep. I'm driven by my career...and most importantly, Cedar - my beautiful 4 legged son!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy (no sports, dang it!) and Scrabble, baking from scratch, getting motion sickness on planes

Making grown men cry at work.

Making my dog the best warm roaming pillow ever!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Awesome height
Stomping feet when walking (its called walking with a purpose!)
How animated I get when talking food
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harry Potter books, Pride and Prejudice, The Waiting Years by Fumiko Enchi.
Music: Been putting jazz on lately, it calms the dog too!
I <3 food. Unfortunately it shows on the tummy and in the braces -LOL
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Cedar
3. FOOD!
4. Wikipedia
5. Shoes
6. Sugar (especially in form of Albanese gummi bears and cupcakes!!!
7. Double Cross vodka (bonus!!!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food! Especially the foods I'm not supposed to eat....I'm sadistic, if I'm starving and there's no place open and nothing to eat at home...I'll look at pictures of delicious food....hahaha

Why is it sooo difficult to fall asleep?

Also what the heck is Cedar up to! Sometimes he isn't in doggy jail (aka his crate) but I really want to know what he does all day!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on my sleep, with Cedar knocked out as well - total snuggle mode.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I ever go to a buffet, my food cannot overlap. I like everything spaced out and compartmentalized! And heck yes, my three plates of food will probably equal one of everyone else's!

Can't parallel park...that's because there are parking lots in Louisiana.

I curse like a sailor. It's a work necessity!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do not mind psycho-babble, missing verbage in sentences (GUILTY!!!)

You are also willing to parallel park for me...that and tie my shoe laces when the occasion calls for it.

And most definitely you should if you will feed me!!!!